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    "heya"
    "Good morning may I help you?"
    "yeah, i'd like a latte"
    "Right away, your name is?"
    "you could call me second best"

    A tall handsome skeleton breaks your heart, but don't worry he will help you settle for second best.

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    15 Jul 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    "heya"
    "Good morning may I help you?"
    "yeah, i'd like a latte"
    "Right away, your name is?"
    "you could call me second best"

    A tall handsome skeleton breaks your heart, but don't worry he will help you settle for second best.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    15 Jul 2019

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    You're a mostly shy and ill-mannered girl endlessly blaming the world for something you yourself aren't quite sure of. You hate that you're stuck being unhappy while the rest of society- monsters and humans alike- stroll along with their happy lives, unaware of your miserable state of dependancy. You envy others for their tenacity to survive the world when you can't...

    Everything changes when you meet a tall skeleton monster with artisan spaghetti dreams, an anime-loving fish monster, and her much shorter lizard-monster girlfriend obsessed with Mew Mew Kissy Cutie. Can the three find a way to change your stone cold heart and bring you out of your monster-bigoted mindset? Or will you fall victim to living the same lonely life you've lived since the beginning?

    On top of that, will a pun-loving skeleton still wary of this reality vanishing help you out with his friends? Or will he be the one to push you over the edge into misfortune?

    WARNING: Reader is not a nice person in the beginning, and that is intentional. You will cringe. You will scream at the computer. Some characters may seem out of character, but that's intentional as well.

    Really, REALLY Slow burn!

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    15 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    'Do not draw attention to yourself. Do not acknowledge them in any way. Let them think you are ignorant, for if they know that you can see…they will come for you.’

    You liked to think you were rather average—average looks, a mediocre job in fastfood, averagely unfit—and you were fine with that, because it was stable and safe, an escape from the Sight that plagued you. You had everything planned out—that is until that asshat of a skeleton makes it his life mission to see your plans go up in flames. One bad pun at a time. Because apparently normalcy attracts all manner of strange things.

    In which sometimes you don't choose your family, it chooses you...even if you run from it, it will drag you back kicking and screaming and lovingly feed you bowls of spaghetti . . . denial really isn't just a river in Egypt.

    CURRENTLY UNDER DESPERATE REWRITE

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    15 Jul 2019

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    "so how do you know papyrus?"

    Too embarrassed to admit that you were a party crasher there for free food, you blurted the first thing that came to mind, "Oh, I'm, um, I'm dating his brother! But enough about me, how do you know Papyrus?"

    The skeleton snickered, "oh, you didn't know? i'm the brother."

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