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    Spock, fed up with Stonn's attempts to elicit an emotional response from him, lies and says he has a significant other. Stonn is skeptical of his claim and when they have another run in a few days later, calls Spock out on the apparent lie. Spock doesn't want to give his cousin the satisfaction of knowing he lied, grabs the nearest beauty he sees and introduces Stonn to his boyfriend, Jim. Jim goes along with it and finds it amusing. Stonn leaves, obliviously jealous of Spock's new boyfriend, but ends up telling the whole family about Jim.
    Now the family insists that Spock bring Jim to a family gathering on Vulcan.
    Spock has dug himself a hole but at least Jim agrees to help. Will they be able to keep the ruse going? (Perhaps) Will feelings get in the way of their planned break-up after the gathering? (Definitely) Will Spock's Vulcan family adore Jim? (Of course they will!)

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    19 Nov 2019

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    I would buy back the stars I made in the sky for you, Crowley thinks. I would get a real human job and work however long I'd need to earn enough real human money to bargain with the Almighty for you and your soul. I would give it all to you in pennies and beg you to try to purchase my freedom from hell if it meant I would be enough for you to want me. Name the price and I will find a way to buy your love.

    "Nonsense, angel," Crowley says, grinning. "Consider it my demonic contribution to the ever-increasing crass overcommercialization of this holiday."

     

    Or, Valentine's Days through the ages.

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    12 Nov 2019

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    After Armageddon’t, Eric visits Earth to befriend Legendary Demon Crowley. That doesn’t fly. Instead he meets a very clumsy, very dysfunctional and very cute human. Who currently doesn’t have a job. Challenge accepted.

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    04 Nov 2019

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    Against his will and his better judgment, Anthony J. Crowley has - well, obtained, for lack of a better word - guardianship of his nephew Warlock. When Warlock starts having trouble at school, the boy's history teacher, Mr. Fell, asks for a parent-teacher conference.

    Neither the conference nor the teacher are anything like what Crowley expects.

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    02 Nov 2019

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    or: five times Theseus set Newt and Percival up in some strange matchmaking scheme and one time Newt actually appreciated it.

    Newt immediately knows the Graves at MACUSA isn't the real one, because Theseus has been setting them up for years.

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    01 Nov 2019