ElizabethOlsenIsMySpiritAnimal



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  1. Summary

    Wanda Maximoff is a slut, a dirty, sexy, slutty slut, who needs to be fucked every day and every way, because fuck yeah, Elizabeth Olsen!

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  3. Summary

    Tom DeLonge: Hey uh, just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex, don't we Mark? That we do. So Mark will tell you about how safe we are.
    Mark Hoppus: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex, it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous drugs at the same time, no it's not true!
    Tom: It's not true, you gotta carry a weapon.
    Mark: It's not, it's not true.

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    AKA basically every single Marvel femslash story I could write, put under one series listing because why the fuck not?

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  4. Summary

    In a world where Cassie Lang is a hormonal teenager, has a penis, a stupidly huge crush on Wanda Maximoff and a complete inability to keep it on the down-low, shit - of the love, drama, and sex kind - happens.

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  5. Summary

    A series dedicated to the mental image of Liana Ramirez, Hailee Steinfeld and Elizabeth Olsen getting it on.

    Mostly smut and fluff.

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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    In which Izzy is broken and finds her way back. Jace, Alec and Clary are there too (mostly Clary though).

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    30 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    We frighten the men who think the sea is theirs to conquer, that it’s not salty water but blood in our veins. When the wind blows, it sings our names like a war cry for them to hear.

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    30 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Isabelle takes one last look at the photograph of her target, Clarissa Morgenstern, before tucking it into her jacket.

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    30 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Anonymous asked: How about Clizzy bodyswap cuddling?

    and I deliberately ignored the bodyswap part

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    30 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Clary has loved art for a long time and has seen so many paintings in her life, but Isabelle, she thinks, is the most beautiful masterpiece she’s ever known.

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    30 Sep 2020