6 Works by EliteKilljoy

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    Rhys had always been a huge fan of Handsome Jack. It was more than just a healthy respect for his boss at this point; this was borderline hero worship. That’s why, when the CEO called specifically to have Rhys employed under him as his personal assistant, Rhys was more than ecstatic.

    When a large sum of money goes missing from Jack's personal account—putting a huge bump in his top secret plan—he forces Rhys, Vaughn, and Vasquez with him to go retrieve the money from a location tracked to Pandora. A simple retrieval mission turns into a huge mess when a mysterious man becomes involved and Jack refuses to tell Rhys what his secret plan is.

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    English
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    23,042
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1634
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    It wasn’t until later that night when everyone was asleep that Karkat snuck into Dave’s room. The Strider was still awake and lying on his bed, messing with his phone. He was clad in only his white record boxers. Karkat thinks he totally forgot about their talk earlier--since it looked like Dave was readying for sleep--and that suspicion was proven true as the troll saw Dave’s shocked expression.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    462
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    9780
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    Operation “Block Hinata’s Ass from Touching the Dick” was going well...right up until Shouyou murmured Tobio’s name again.

    Now including fanart made specifically for this fanfiction (please do not use without permission).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,723
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    1021
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    17723
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    His eyes shot open. Oh. Oh no. He may have gotten a tad too excited. Looking down proved that to be true. Little was left to imagination in those swim shorts—a bulge poked out at the front of Haru’s swimwear—and they were compressing. Haru was sure that he would be sticking straight up if it wasn’t for his trunks, but his erection was held snug against his leg from his tight shorts. And boy, was it getting painful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,991
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    592
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    As Takeda leaned over to put his bag down, Ukai discovered something very...interesting. What he had originally thought to be just very, very tight pants appeared to actually be black shorts with black thigh highs underneath.

    “Uh...Takeda?”

    “Hm?”

    “...are you wearing thigh highs?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,015
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    1018
    Bookmarks:
    107
    Hits:
    11881
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    Anyone ever wonder the best way to annoy Murtagh from Eragon? Well, this is how.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    642

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