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    A couple of drinks in, Namjoon doesn’t think the thong is that uncomfortable anymore. At first it felt like a veritable torture device. He wanted to curse Park Jimin every time he tried to dig it out of his ass, only for it to slide back in – par for the course, really, because it’s what it was freakin’ made to do.

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    Jimin talks Namjoon into wearing a red, lacy g-string for New Year's Eve. It catches the eye of the hottest guy at the party.

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    12 Jan 2019

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    If inventing a boyfriend was a bad idea, staging a breakup with said non-existent boyfriend was even worse. Thankfully, Namjoon finds a very open-minded young actor willing to help him with that.

    (Namjoon wants to be seen as more than brains, and Taehyung is more than a pretty face. They see each other in the chaos they created.)

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    07 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    After the zombie apocalypse, Jungkook always thought that his ridiculous, impossible crush on Kim Namjoon was going to be the least of his worries. He was wrong.

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    "I don't play well with others," Jungkook says gruffly, like Batman.
    Yoongi rolls his eyes.
    "Sure, sure. You're very tough and independent."
    "That's right," Jungkook says, hitching a bag onto his back and opening the next satchel.
    "If you change your mind, my door is always open, okay?"
    "You should close it," Jungkook says, turning and heading for the exit, "it's dangerous to leave your door unlocked in the middle of the apocalypse."
    "That's not a good one liner," Yoongi calls after him, "you just sound ridiculous!"
    Jungkook jumps out the window.

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    17 Dec 2018

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    On his gap year, Kim Namjoon accidentally joins a gang, takes over that gang, becomes the leader of the South Korean Underworld, publishes his first mix tape and gets six criminal boyfriends. It's a busy twelve months.
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    "Hey, you're Rap Monster, right?"
    "...Yeah."
    "You're really cool, man! I've been listening to you for ages!" the guy practically bounces over the body, slinging an arm around Namjoon's shoulders. "You got a crew?"
    Namjoon shakes his head slowly.
    "Well, we can fix that."

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    08 Dec 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    At their yearly doctor visit, RM is confronted with the reality that he is no longer the tallest member of BTS.
    Even more shocking is how much he likes his new reality!

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    24 Nov 2018