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    It occurs to Clint, in the haze of afterglow less than two minutes later and more than a little too late, that fucking Coulson was a terrible idea.

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    14 Jul 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    13 Jul 2018

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    He had no idea how he was going to get out of this. Clint had absolutely zero interest on going on a blind date, let alone with someone vetted by both Captain America and the Black Widow.

    Clint’s eyes flicked up the empty stairs, his mind whirling. He had the beginnings of what was potentially one of the worst ideas he’d ever had, but he’d never let that stop him in the past. “There’s just one problem with that, Sam,” Clint said, feeling his mouth form the words without conscious input from his brain. “I’m kind of already seeing someone?”

    Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye the Avenger, is just your average guy. Really. But when his teammates attempt to set him up on a blind date, he panics just a little. Now, he has to ask the new guy in his building to pretend to be his boyfriend so that the Black Widow and Captain America stop helping him. Except, it turns out that Phil Coulson is kind of perfect and Clint would maybe like to date him for real.

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    12 Jul 2018

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    Being a single parent is always a challenge - especially when you are Director of SHIELD. Faced with a hyper-intelligent and overly energetic five year old, Nick Fury discovers that hiring a nanny might be the only option. Unfortunately this is easier said than done, until The Mary Poppins Agency (Practically Perfect in Every Way - Super Nannies our speciality) sends out Phil Coulson. Will he make the Perfect Nanny? Or will it turn into a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious mess?

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    11 Jul 2018

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    Breakfast at Phil's house means Nick should not be in the kitchen. Much less shooting his toaster.

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    10 Jul 2018