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Idiots are always moving forward by Effex for Sumiregawa Nenene (Shadowblight)
Fandoms: Hayate X Blade
21 Dec 2010
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The Coffeehouse Crossover Confrontation by Effex
Fandoms: The Losers (2010), The Middleman (TV)
01 Dec 2010
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Masks, Robots, Coffee (A ZapBamPow Exclusive Interview) by Effex
Fandoms: Sky High (2005)
14 Jun 2010
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He'd barely sat down at the conference table, gloved hands folded in front of him and a smile on his face, when the door slid open and Warren walked into the room. Not the interviewer, then. Also, shit. He wasn't ready for this.
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"New rule. From now on, no taking your sister off planet unless you have explicit permission or it's an emergency."
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Child, I have no knack for storytelling.
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Being dumped is nothing new to Clint. Sure, this one was bad, but it's pretty much in line with his life lately. He knows what comes next: drown his sorrows, pick himself up, meet someone new, repeat. Except someone interrupts the "drown his sorrows" step.
(Set immediately after Hawkeye #10, except that the murder from the last couple of pages never happened.
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04 Apr 2016
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Jeeves and the Amatory Dilemma by who_la_hoop for lovelokest
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster
27 Nov 2012
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I don’t know if you have ever had your torso scraped with a butter knife by your valet. There is not much in the experience to recommend it. Particularly when you suspect said valet is not entirely happy with you, and so wields the implement with more vim than strictly necessarily.
Or, the tale of how Bertie and Jeeves finally Confessed All to each other, despite – or, possibly, because of – the passion-dampening affects of Giant Squirts, thwarted wrestling, unhappy boating, rabbits (both of the Luminous and Dream varieties), an aunt who breakfasts on the ground bones of nephews who displease her, and a pair of very natty yellow socks.
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16 Jan 2013
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Billy and Teddy, getting married. More or less.
A disaster story, in six steps.
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31 Dec 2012
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Elinor remembered the slow drift from humanity to wild animal, like falling asleep listening to music until only the drumbeat remained.
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31 Dec 2012
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Just The Beginning by partypaprika for impertinence
Fandoms: This Is Where It Starts (Commercial)
21 Dec 2012
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Meng’s Motivation: "My competition challenges me to work hard. There are certain players who I constantly play against... [laughs] [eds note: likely referring to fellow All-World player Ben Watkins as the two have met in international competition a staggering fourteen times over the last three years] and I know that if I'm not playing my best game, they're going to blow me by."
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27 Dec 2012