19 Works by Eevachu

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    It’s not really a thing for Holtz.

    (Holtzbert Week 2018: day 1.)

    Language:
    English
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    308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    604
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    The problem with lying about going home for Christmas when you live in a firehouse with a bunch of other people is that somebody else might be doing the exact same thing. OR: how Erin and Holtzmann accidentally spend their first Christmas together. The problem with lying about going home for Christmas when you live in a firehouse with a bunch of other people is that somebody else might be doing the exact same thing. OR: how Erin and Holtzmann accidentally spend their first Christmas together. For the Holtzbert Secret Santa 2017.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    Erin gets back into the teaching saddle, but not without a little help.

    (Holtzbert Week 2017: Summer Sizzler day 7.)

    Language:
    English
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    2,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2223
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    She hears the door to the roof open and turns to find Holtz holding a pizza box, a can of Pringles and a quilt. She can see her left hand from here and Erin smiles fondly at the ring on her fiancée's hand. Even just the word fiancée makes her heart all warm and tingly. She still can't believe she did it; that she was the one to arrange the grand gesture, get down on one knee and ask the girl of her dreams to marry her. Sometimes she still can't believe Holtz had said yes.

    Or: how the roof continues to be Erin's favourite place in the whole firehouse.

    (Holtzbert Week 2017: Summer Sizzler day 6.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2080
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    Alternate Universe: What if the line snapped?

    (Holtzbert Week 2017: Summer Sizzler day 5.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    678
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    545
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    Opportunity makes the thief. The opportunity being your maybe-girlfriend's laundry.

    (Holtzbert Week 2017: Summer Sizzler day 4.)

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    English
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2212
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    Erin is injured, but it's Holtz who breaks.

    (Holtzbert Week 2017: Summer Sizzler day 3.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    617
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    904
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    What do ghosts, beauty pageants, Ivy League colleges, hot musicians and roller derby have in common? This Whip It AU I wrote entirely because of Kristen Wiig's eyeshadow.

    (Holtzbert Week 2017: Summer Sizzler day 1.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,043
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    427
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    How do you plan the perfect proposal for the perfect woman?

    ...Holtzmann has no idea and she's freaking the heck out about it. ABBY! PATTY! KEVIN! MIKE HAT! HELP!

    (Holtzbert Week 2017: Summer Sizzler day 2.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    896
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    Sometimes she’s five and looking at a grave with her name on it and sometimes she’s twenty-nine and making her girlfriend worry and sometimes she’s thirty-two and singing to the best thing she ever helped make.

    (Holtzbert Week day 7.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1138
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    It's all fun and games, until someone loses a chinchilla. (Holtzbert Week day 6.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    961
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    Girls keep calling the Ghostbusters hotline for "the hot blonde one" and they certainly don't mean Kevin. Erin is not jealous. And definitely not for gay reasons. No homo bro. (Holtzbert Week day 5.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    823
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1400
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    Erin Gilbert is sneakier than Holtzmann expects, especially when it comes to birthday surprises. (Holtzbert Week day 4.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    709
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    Holtz makes t-shirts. (Holtzbert Week day 3.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    679
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    When Erin's life is too quiet and Holtz' is too loud, they find they're in perfect harmony. (Holtzbert Week day 2.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,819
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1232
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    Holtz and Abby are at war - PRANK war. Holtz enlists her brilliant girlfriend aka Abby's best friend aka Erin Gilbert to help her. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that, right? (Happy Holtzbert Week y'all!)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1148
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    Erin screws up. Holtz runs away. Another fallout follow-up to the infamous scene, but with 400% more chinchillas than your usual fanfiction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,127
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1338
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    Erin is a great shot and that comes in handy for taking on ghosts. And carnival games.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    973
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1296
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    She called out into a pitch black lab, "Holtz! Are you okay? I heard-"

    There, backed into a corner, clutching a lit torch in both her hands was Holtzmann. Even in the meagre light the small flame provided, she was a portrait of terror.

    AKA: Jillian Holtzmann was good about hiding her fears until she accidentally started living with Erin Gilbert.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2523

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