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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Can you take your helmets off with each other?”
    “With other mandalorians?” Rifleman said. “No.”
    “Not ever?”
    “No one can see our faces.”
    “So it’s just the seeing that’s the problem?” Kaz asked. He sat forward, little more than a shifting silhouette.
    “That’s what they tell me,” Rifleman said. Theology was never his strong suit. People told him what rules to follow and he followed them.
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    The Mandalorian, still fairly new to the Guild, teams up with another Guild member. Everything goes terribly wrong, of course.

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    09 Dec 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    09 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Eric the Disposable Demon discovers the truth about Aziraphale and Crowley's body swap. So, naturally, he blackmails them to be his friends and teach him how to fit in on Earth.

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    04 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    "May I kiss you?" leads to complicated negotiations and vandalised Bibles, because nothing is ever simple with these two.

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    “What are you afraid of?” he asked again, patiently.

    “I’m venomous, you know.”

    “Then don’t bite me.”

    Crowley carefully looked everywhere but at him. “Might not be able to help myself.”

    “I trust you,” Aziraphale said, patting Crowley’s knee encouragingly. It was bony under the expensive mulberry silk and wool blend trousers, or what would have been expensive trousers if Crowley bothered to actually buy them. The boniness tipped the scales even further towards ‘endearing’, and for some inexplicable reason added a solid weight of ‘arousing’ as well.

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    04 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Some years after the apocalypse that wasn't, Crowley is captured and made the focus of a terrible ritual. Aziraphale is also taken, so that he might ensure that the demon survives long enough to fulfill the cult's aims.

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    04 Dec 2019