Earl_of_Grey



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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    The Quest for Erebor was successful and Thorin Oakenshield happily rules the mountain with his consort.

    One hot midsummer someone decides to change that...

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    09 May 2018

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    In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide.

    "When Draco Malfoy turned 16 years old, he thought he’d make a night of it. He went to a club, met a bloke, and then promptly took himself next door pay-by-the-hour hotel, determined to get the most bang for the Galleon, in a manner of speaking.

    Not even one full Galleon into it, Draco Malfoy lost his virginity.

    It all went just how he’d always imagined it, and it was, all in all, a bloody good time.

    Waking up the next morning, however, next to a bloody ribcage and a man’s intestines strewn all over the bed like thick wet streamers - that was a bloody bad time."

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    24 Apr 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    My Headcanon for the Founder's.
    Because history is like "omg, how cool, are these guys," and I'm like "nah, they're total dorks."

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    10 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    In the wake of Cedric's death, the wizarding world has lost most of its appeal as Harry's place of happiness. His friends are keeping secrets from him, the media and everyone else thinks he's crazy, he has a hearing at the Ministry and is feeling all the powerlessness of facing a corrupt government. Even Hogwarts is being warped by Umbridge and the Ministry, and on top of everything there is Malfoy, with all his childish spite and apparent inability to leave Harry alone.

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    10 Apr 2018

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    The Burglar speaks no word, for there is nothing left to say when the Fallen King is put to rest.

     

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    But a land so filled with magic cannot deny fate its course.

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    08 Apr 2018