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    Your wriggling day is in three days, and while you normally celebrate this event with the apathy it deserves, this particular sweep is different. That’s because it will be your eighth sweep, and it happens to coincide with the arrival of the imperial drones. This is a milestone that every troll looks forward to with a heady combination of excitement and terror. For most trolls, when they reach their eighth sweep, they become adults.

    Not you.

    When you reach your eighth sweep, you will die.

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    21 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    Sollux is small for his age. His bees are small for their computing power.

    These two things just might save his life when his hive tower gets hit by helmhunters.

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    Inspired by SybLaTortue's adorable and heartbreaking picture of tiny Sollux hiding in his beehouse mainframe:

    if he's found at least he'll have mind honey on hand to flip out as a last resort

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    20 Oct 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Aradia And Sollux In Spaaaace:
    There was an alternative to everyone dies and Team Charge took it. Resistance can be subtle. Resistance can be running away. When the odds are overwhelming, it's time to change the game. (Also, the humans are fun to troll.)

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    20 Oct 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Request:
    Pitch pornstar Nepeta and deathbot technician Equius fall in real, true, fated pale love for one another. Unfortunately they're both shy weirdos off the job, so it's up to their mutual meddlefriend Karkat —an in-house scriptwriter and self-proclaimed romance EXPERT— to get these two idiots together.

    Even more unfortunately, Karkat's orchestrated meet-cutes are incredibly dumb situations that only actually work in bad pornos and keep making everything worse.

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    (Until, finally, something works. Karkat assumes all the credit of course.)

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    19 Oct 2018

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    In an alternate session of SGRUB, something goes wrong, and the timeline is doomed. Nepeta Leijon is given the opportunity to give the universe a second chance. All she has to do is complete one simple task: Ship all the trolls. All of them.

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    18 Oct 2018

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