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    16 Oct 2018

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    Modern AU. Harry is an alien with a huge glowing blue dick, that’s all you need to know. Louis’s POV.

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    “He was flirting with you by the way,” Niall says casually once he’s finished saying goodbye to Louis and he’s joined Harry outside.

    “No he wasn’t,” Harry replies automatically, feeling his heart clench at the thought. Was he?

    Niall simply raises a mocking eyebrow in response before wrapping his scarf twice around his neck.

    “Not that it matters!” Harry says quickly, eyes widening. “I wouldn’t care even if he did because he’s awful and the worst.”

    Everyone at Hogwarts knows that Professor Styles and Professor Tomlinson absolutely despise each other. It's too bad that they're in love.

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    14 Oct 2018

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    Harry Potter AU. Harry is the divination professor. Louis is the DADA professor. They hate eachother but are also in love. Harry writes Louis weird love poetry for a week. Very quick story. Wonderfully sassy harry. Harry’s POV.

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    With his breakout single platinum three times over and his second album still selling out in stores around the world, Louis Tomlinson has made it to the top. However, his position as Pop Heartthrob of the Decade is threatened by the edgier, more artistic Zayn, who happens to be releasing an album a week after Louis’ upcoming third. Louis needs something groundbreaking- scandalous, even- to push past him in the charts. Much to Louis’ dismay, his PR team calls in The Sexpert.

    Consulting with PR firm Shady, Lane and Associates pays the bills so that Harry Styles can spend his down time doing what he really loves: poring over data. On weekends and late into the evenings, he researches gender, presentation, and sexual orientation, analysing the longitudinal study that is his father’s life’s work. That is, until his newest client, the popstar with the fascinating secret, drags him off his couch and frighteningly close to the spotlight.

    As the album’s release date approaches, will Tomlinson and Styles be able to pull off the most risky PR scheme of the millennium and beat Zayn in sales or will the heat of their feelings for each other compromise everything?

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    27 Aug 2018

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    Modern AU. Louis is a closeted omega popstar. Harry is an alpha who studies dynamics specifically omegas. Enemies then brief friends to lovers to pining idiots to lovers again. Alternating POV. Fantastic take on an ABO universe. Excellent writing. Zayn is a rival musician. Liam is a songwriter. Niall is a famous golfer. All three are minor characters though.

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    “Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.”

    What.

    “You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.”

    Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.”

    “I’m a what?”

    “A meme. It’s like an internet—”

    “I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?”

    Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.

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    In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

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    06 Aug 2018

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    Modern AU. Niall drags Harry and Liam to a soccer/football game for the team that Louis and Zayn play on. Harry gets really drunk and yells at Louis and Niall records all of his nonsense and tweets it. Harry and Louis’s interaction becomes a meme and they bond over it. Lots of meme references and internet humor. This fic is hilarious without neglecting plot or characterization.

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    They say that prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, and it’s just as true for the Downworld as the mundane one.

    But this is the first time Magnus has ever heard of a nephilim hustling his crowd.

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    25 Jun 2018

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    Modern Era. Alec is a prostitute after getting kicked out of the Institute (but not deruned). Magnus asks him to be his live in whore. They end up falling in love. They have have lots of consentual sex, some iffy sex consent-wise, and a few times where its just business, and this author writes them wonderfully. It probably should have been angsty as fuck but the author saved us by going the best case scenarios route in terms of emotional trauma. I highly recommend this fic.