DrunkOnDerek



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    Malfoy was such a ponce. And he was a complete snob. And he was so fucking fit Harry wanted to jump him where he sat. It would be too easy to forget his objective tonight: to really, really, really get Malfoy out of his system.

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    16 Jan 2019

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    This is the story of a young consulting detective who wants nothing to do with marriage and an army doctor who wants to find true love. It's 2020 post-Brexit England and the British government is encouraging arranged marriages. Candidates meet through state-run agencies and date in hopes of finding love (and tax benefits). Sherlock doesn't need or want a spouse, at least not until John Watson shows up. Hesitant to give in to his more carnal urges because of the way they derail his mind, how will Sherlock progress toward the more intimate aspects of a relationship? The answer lies in a very special wedding gift.

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    11 Jan 2019

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    For HD Erised 2016.

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    07 Jan 2019

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    For HD Erised 2018.

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    07 Jan 2019

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    "Come on, boys," Zabini drawled. "You’re only delaying the inevitable."

    Trouble always had a way of finding Harry, and eighth year was obviously going to be no exception.

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    07 Jan 2019