DrunkOnDerek



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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Pat has seen Jonny naked of course. He’s seen him in less dignifying moments than he would care to admit. And on a far more regular basis. Which is why he laughs out loud when he skims through the July edition of the Blackhawks magazine that he’s found lying around in his living room and gets hung up on the monthly section of “pick a teammate”. Jonathan Toews having the best tattoo? A solid lie. Patrick knows Kopecky, and he can practically see him laughing his ass off while sending his bullshit answers to the editor. Good one. He chuckles, turns the page, and forgets about it. Only he doesn’t.

    Based off of this post: http://darthtulip.tumblr.com/post/60759894363/captainfantoewstic-peekaaboo

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    20 Oct 2018

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    "My sweet, tender, mouthwatering Eddie~"

    "And what is that supposed to mean?" Eddie asks. "I'm not sure if you wanna fuck me or eat me."

    "Both," Venom answers without skipping a beat. "Mostly, fuck."

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    It is a lot of trouble keeping a growing symbiote sated, especially when tater tots, chocolate, and the flesh of the living is not all he hungers for. Just when Eddie thought they were going to be able to control Venom's appetite, he finds himself back on the menu, though not at all in the way he expected.

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    17 Oct 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Wherein Jonny becomes an unwitting model, Christmas comes early for Sharpy, and there are just dicks everywhere.

    (AU in which not every person is a pro hockey player, but most still are)

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    15 Oct 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    It's pretty obvious that no matter how much Kaner loves what he does for a living, he's in need of a break and some time away to relax. Jonny's got just the thing in mind.

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    14 Oct 2018

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    **NEWLY RENOVATED WEST VILLAGE APARTMENT** 1BD/1BA -- Couples welcome!

    For rent: 1 bedroom apartment in scenic West Village. All new appliances, natural light, exposed brick, huge closets! Best restaurants in all of New York nearby.

    Couples only need apply.

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    13 Oct 2018