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    Written for a long-ago prompt on one of the XMFC kink memes.

    Charles is the non-powered, butt-kicking, high-tech teen sidekick of a cheesy superhero. Erik is the sidekick of the corresponding cheesy supervillain, and makes Charles's life even more complicated than it already is.

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    13 Sep 2017

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    Loki hadn't been observed with a new scepter, and there had yet to be another alien invasion, but he was still a supervillain. SHIELD was on high alert for three months.

    Which was when the new season of Project Runway started airing, and one of the designers strutting his stuff in the opening, boldly declaring, "I'll show you mortals how to make it work," set off every facial recognition program SHIELD had.

    [podfic by reena_jenkins]

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    12 Sep 2017

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    To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of the Steve/Tony fandom, here are some statistics concerning the Steve/Tony stories currently available on AO3!

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    10 Aug 2017

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    "You're not asking Tony to upgrade the dishwasher. No lasers in my kitchen."

    "I'm sorry, your kitchen? Who the fuck's the one burning everything left right and centre here?"

    "I'm distracted by your trauma."

    "Hey, you don't get to use my trauma as an excuse. Use your own."

    "I don't think you're supposed to use your trauma to get out of making your own damn breakfast."

    "I feel victimised. By your shitty attitude and your shitty cooking."

    "Yeah? Go tell the internet."

    "I can see the headlines. Captain America: Huge Bully and Shitty Cook."

    [in which Bucky and Steve are fucking weird and the whole team knows it.]

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    09 Aug 2017

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    The cell was a sinister parody of a cheesy roadside motel. An enormous heart-shaped bed draped in red satin sheets took up half the room. There was a small mountain of pillows heaped by the headboard, a little wicker basket of supplies Steve didn’t want to think about, and an honest-to-God sprinkling of rose petals across the bedspread. It would have been funny if not for the ceiling camera positioned above the bed, guarded by a panel of probably-unbreakable glass.

    The guards shoved Steve, Rogers, and Cap inside the room and backed out. The door closed behind them with the dull thud of reinforced steel and concrete. “You boys have fun!” one of the guards shouted, to a chorus of jeers and snickers.

    “Wow,” Steve deadpanned, eyeing the whole travesty of a honeymoon suite before them. He didn’t know where to start. “This is...thorough.”

    “I’ll say.” Rogers rummaged through the basket of supplies. “There are five different kinds of lube in here.”

    (A team of AIM scientists reach into alternate universes to kidnap alpha, beta, and omega versions of Steve Rogers, hoping that together they’ll breed the next generation of supersoldiers. The Steves do not cooperate. Hijinks ensue.)

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    22 Jul 2017