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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    "But love, hate on, for now I know thy mind;
    Those that can see thou lov'st, and I am blind."
    (Sonnet 149, William Shakespeare)

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    18 Jun 2019

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    In Which a Mutant and an Alien Meander Towards a Quadrant of Indeterminate Identity at a Glacial Pace While Examining the Internalized Toxicity Perpetuated by Their Respective Societies, and The Nature of Friendship is Determined to Be More Universal Than Originally Theorized [Banned In Alternia]

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    08 Jun 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    A drive through window is probably not a good place to confess your feelings to the boy of your dreams, particularly when said dream boy is working it.

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    24 Feb 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Freshly-promoted Captain John Egbert has just received his first mission from Starfleet Command: safely transport eccentric xenopaleontologist Dave Strider to his new research site on a distant planet. Commander Karkat Vantas is the reluctant First Officer dragged along for the ride.

    It's a simple enough mission, if only all those damn feelings would stop getting in the way.

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    20 Jan 2019

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    "Fucking Striders. If they're not collapsing two existent personalities they're subdividing into half a dozen new ones. Old-Strider, robo-Strider, fucking wiggler-hopbeast-Strider. What next? Banana-flavored-Strider? Why the fuck would we ever need that many Striders?"

    “Yes, I’m sure this must be very distressing for you.”

    Karkat turns, spinning slowly on one foot. He levels a silent stare.

    You wiggle your eyebrows.

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    15 Dec 2018