29 Jun 2021
Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit and burglar extraordinaire has some very bad coping mechanisms.
Or: Bilbo runs away from Erebor after the Battle Of Five Armies to avoid Thorin's possible rejection, only to get hunted down by a bunch of angry Dwarves.
(Please heed the tags!!!)
- Part 1 of How To Survive Dwarves 101
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10 Aug 2021
Jet: Whoever is exercising in Bedroom 5 right now, I would kindly request that you be quieter as a consideration to your shipmates. It is 2:33 AM.
Jet: If you do not quiet yourself in the next five minutes I will enter and make the request in person.
Jet: I have some regrets.
// or, the Aurinko Crime Family groupchat fic that apparently didn't exist yet
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast, Junoverse - Fandom
12 Mar 2021
I’d stolen one brief glimpse of the true Peter Nureyev, but it wasn’t something I was proud of having seen. It was way back when I had crawled inside his head, back in Miasma’s shithole of a tomb. I never knew for sure how much of what I’d seen in his head were things he’d actually meant for me to see.
I’d felt like some sort of peeping Tom as I watched a teenaged Peter Nureyev scrub his father’s blood from his hands with grim determination. And then, there in the streaked surface of the mirror, past his hunched shoulder, I’d seen… him. Dark eyes in a pale face, gaze trained on the red swirling down the drain; dark hair with an elegant swoop, a slightly hooked nose, thin lips trembling around foxlike teeth.
And then it had been gone, like I’d never seen it at all. Those features re-made themselves into new ones and he’d fled his home planet forever.
Sometimes, I couldn’t help but doubt it. I wondered if I’d seen it at all, or if I'd ever see it again.
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
16 Mar 2021
About thirty seconds ago, Juno had been half asleep, letting the king’s words flow in one ear and out the other while he zoned out in the direction of the nearest candle. Knights’ meetings always went the same way anyway. The ones who arrested the most folk heroes and dulled their swords on the most dragons got cushy jobs, while Juno would be assigned to stand guard in the creepy forest on the edge of the kingdom again. He didn’t doubt it would take a miracle to get his attention.
With the door recently thrown open and Juno’s head still aching from where it banged against the round table in shock, he no longer wished for an end to his boredom. At the end of the day, it seemed a far kinder fate than the one promised by the large, glowing axe slung over the shoulder of the interloper.
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“But most of all, Mistah Steel wouldn’t want you to be lonely!”
“I-” he takes his head out of his arms. “He- what?”
“And you would be, right?" Rita crosses her arms. "If you left right now, you would be lonely?”
Peter breaks eye contact.
“Perhaps. Although perhaps that’s what I deserve.”