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    "You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."

    What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.

    Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.

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    24 Oct 2020

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    "Your song about the ghost, then," Maja asks warily. "It's just metaphorical, right?"
    "Yes, of course, absolutely metaphorical," Jaskier brightly assures her. "No ghosts here."
    Jaskier's favorite painting falls to the ground.
    "Bollocks."

     

    Aka: The one where Jaskier's cottage is maybe, possibly, just a teensy bit haunted.

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    23 Oct 2020

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    Jaskier doesn’t actually know how much time has passed since the black-cloaked Nilfgaardians grab him after a performance in a shitty tavern in the backcountry of northern Kaedwen. He’d assumed--foolishly, apparently--that he was far enough north that any Nilfgaardian soldiers would be few and far between, likely just scouts or even deserters. It would have been hard to actually get any further north--the little backwater town where he’d been singing was just a day from the mountains. Anymore travel, and he’d find himself skirting the Trail up to Kaer Morhen, the Warlord’s Keep, and, well. He’s brazen, but not that brazen.

    (or: a wandering bard bites off more than he can chew with the political ballads, accidentally makes friends with a princess in exile, and finds the Warlord of the North in his debt.)

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    23 Oct 2020

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    There’s a wolf following Jaskier. It’s been following him for the past five days.

    It’s unsettling, is what it is. He’s a lot of things, but easy prey shouldn’t be one of them.

    Except, you know, in bed.

    Or: Geralt gets turned into a wolf. Physically and mentally. Jaskier gets an even less talkative travel companion. But at least this one can't yell about shit-shoveling.

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    19 Oct 2020

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    After a talk with a sorcerer goes wrong, Jaskier is left with a child version of his partner. He and Geralt travel, looking for a cure, learning more about each other along the way.

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    19 Oct 2020

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