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  1. Rec 18

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    Every magician knows the tale of the burning mountain - when humanity started purging magic from the Earth, they sealed 'monsters' under a mountain before turning on their own magicians, leading to the worlds current miserable state of affairs. Hunted and murdered without a thought - that's still the fate that await's magicians like you when found. It's not even worth it, as the so-called magic of humanity is next to useless.

    None of it is right. None of it is fair.

    Just when you think you have this rotten world figured out, the carpet is pulled out from under you - the monsters are back. Actual, literal monsters, of all shapes and sizes, walking and talking and doing magic like it's nothing. But that's not even the weird part.

    The weird part is, no-one even seems to remember they were gone. Country borders, history books, entire social institutions have changed, and there's no-one left who remembers the way it was before, except for you and a fringe group who refer to themselves as 'recallers', determined to restore the world to how it 'should' be.

    As you get to know the monsters around you, though, you have to wonder - is putting things back the way they were really the right thing to do?

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    26 Sep 2019

  2. Rec 62

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    Getting out of a bad relationship is tough. Moving on from that relationship is tougher... Luckily, you've managed to forget about that part of your life through hobbies that you've previously scoffed at! Gardening? Psh, easy! (Half your plants are dying.) Learning an instrument? Hah, you got it! (You haven't touched the ukulele in months.) Helping the King of All Monsters get back together with his ex-wife? Well... they can't say you aren't trying!

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    Simpler Summary: Anxiety riddled character somehow gets two handsome skeletons to fall in love with them by doing nothing of value...

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    08 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Agreeing to go on a blind date was a bad idea from the start. You have no interest in a relationship, no matter how "perfect" you and Papyrus would be together.

    At least Papyrus agrees with you on this.

    Too bad literally everyone else you meet is convinced the two of you are dating.

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    25 Jul 2019

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    You're a chef who's been screwed out of a job by your ex boss simply because you wouldn't consent to being his 'assistant.' You aren't stupid, you know what the heckie that means.

    So you find this want ad in the paper, Cook Needed for Lessons.
    Seems pretty legit, right?

    Note: Updates are random. I've slowed down due to family stuff, but I appreciate patience shown my way. Thanks a load.

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    12 Jul 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Monsters living on the surface comes with a lot of changes to day to day life. For most, it brings a particular kind of chaos that uproots 'normal' a little bit more every day.

    In your case, it doesn't bother you much, or affect your day to day existence. They're just people, even if they look different from you.

    Life takes many odd twists and turns. That's just how it works. But if you’re honest, you never expected a stray dog to cause the biggest string of misfortunes and miracles in your life.

    At least, you're pretty sure...

    ... is the dog... playing matchmaker...?

     

    Also known as: Reader gets Bullied by Romcom tropes.

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    04 Jul 2019