Dontsuckmytoes



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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Andrew refuses to accept he's lactose intolerant, but Neil's had enough of the farts

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    truly one of the most stupid fics I've ever written, but hopefully it makes you laugh.

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    19 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Andrew massages the shampoo into Neil’s hair, then guides his head back under the spray, cupping a protective hand across his forehead to prevent it from getting in his eyes. A small, silent I love you.

    Andrew and Neil shower together and eat burritos and are in love.

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    19 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Andrew was standing under the harsh fluorescents of Target, on the carpeted boundary that separated the women’s section from the walkway. He refused to use carts on principle—their bulk only slowed him down and highlighted his lack of vertical growth—so he was holding all of this purchases—sleek, black wireless headphones, a pair of socks with cats on them, a frog-themed watch for Neil who had recently become fascinated with amphibians, and a bag of oranges.

    What had caught his attention as he trekked to the checkout was a simple, pleated black shirt that, on Andrew, would reach mid-thigh. It was hanging on a rack at eye-level, tantalisingly within grabbing distance. Andrew did not grab. He stared.

    Why had he stopped?

    He blinked at the skirt, then down at his feet, as if they were to blame.

    What the fuck?

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    Andrew grapples with the sudden and unexpected urge to purchase and wear a skirt.

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    19 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Steve, on a whim, agrees to drive Max and Billy out to California for Christmas when Susan can't. He figure's his crush is gonna be no big deal, he can handle being with Billy for almost two weeks, no problem. And then there's a mix up at the hotel and they have to share a bed, and they... don't stop? Then, Steve gets to see Billy open up and relax back into himself after the summer. Steve's falling hard, and just in time for Christmas.

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    12 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    a prince!billy x villager!steve AU

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    09 Oct 2021