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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Life isn't easy for any adopted kid... Especially so when you never knew your real parents, both your adoptive parents die before you're fourteen, and your adoptive father's old, old enemy comes back for blood...

    An original story starring the invisible baby, Shizuka Joestar, now a teenager.

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    13 Nov 2017

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    Keith and Lance wake up married. In the future.

    He lays there a moment, processing the faint throbbing in his head, a strange bitter taste like lemons in his mouth. When he opens his eyes, the room spins wildly into a kaleidoscope of colors, so he closes them again, breathing in and out until he feels less like he might throw up. He suddenly registers a warm weight over his waist, and lifts his head to see a brown arm thrown over him. It looks startlingly familiar, but different, bigger than he remembers, more toned.

    Keith turns all the way around and comes face to face with Lance sleepily blinking his own eyes open.

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    10 Feb 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    01 Oct 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    It is a truth universally ignored that a single man in possession of a good fortune might want nothing to do with a wife.

    Grantaire is unimpressed with the grandeur of his proud new neighbor and Enjolras is pretty much too good to be bothered with anyone.

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    23 Jun 2015

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    Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.

    "I need a favor," he says at last.

    "With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"

    (High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)

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    22 Mar 2015