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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    “Tell me what you would have said, as a pet,” asked Berenger, “and then tell me the truth. We’ll split the difference.” Communication is key. A coda to the "Pet" short story.

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    23 Sep 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Bronze, sharp edges, Napoleon briefly thinks of Rodin, but then the sun hides behind a cloud, Napoleon can see clearly, and all thoughts vanish from his mind.

     

    In a small museum in Russia, Napoleon falls in love with the statue of a Shock Worker.

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    01 Sep 2018

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    It was two o’clock in the morning and Napoleon Solo was nursing a glass of exorbitantly expensive scotch when he came to the unfortunate conclusion that he was in love with a volatile Russian giant who had a penchant for smashing furniture.

    This was obviously a problem and one that would need to be remedied immediately.

    Alternate summary: 25 000 words of requited pining, or as Gaby would say, "stupid boys."

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    29 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    The Personal Escort Treaty - or P.E.T. - system was put in place for rich and lonely travellers to hire companions and assistants for extended periods of time. It was originally intended as a way to combat the negative mental health effects of continuous solitude that is common in anyone stuck in a spaceship without human contact.

    Berenger needs a P.E.T., Ancel is more than happy to oblige.

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    20 May 2018

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    "Setting aside the obvious," Laurent says, "I feel I should point out that the last time we met, you told me I was beautiful, and then couldn't think of a single other good quality I possessed."

    The corner of Damen's mouth twitches. He looks dangerous, and bright, and appalling.

    "I can think of a few things now," he says.

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    18 Jan 2018

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