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    Against all odds, Agron and Nasir survive the final battle of the rebellion. Afterward, along with a handful of companions, they face a final challenge--finding a place they can call home.

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    24 Nov 2018

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    Agron doesn't want to fuck this boy for Roman amusement. He wants to sit and look into those eyes and speak with him, ask his name and how long he's been in the house of Batiatus and if he likes what he sees when he looks at Agron.

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    21 Nov 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    “Tell me what you would have said, as a pet,” asked Berenger, “and then tell me the truth. We’ll split the difference.” Communication is key. A coda to the "Pet" short story.

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    23 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Bronze, sharp edges, Napoleon briefly thinks of Rodin, but then the sun hides behind a cloud, Napoleon can see clearly, and all thoughts vanish from his mind.

     

    In a small museum in Russia, Napoleon falls in love with the statue of a Shock Worker.

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    01 Sep 2018

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    It was two o’clock in the morning and Napoleon Solo was nursing a glass of exorbitantly expensive scotch when he came to the unfortunate conclusion that he was in love with a volatile Russian giant who had a penchant for smashing furniture.

    This was obviously a problem and one that would need to be remedied immediately.

    Alternate summary: 25 000 words of requited pining, or as Gaby would say, "stupid boys."

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    29 Aug 2018

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