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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Bronze, sharp edges, Napoleon briefly thinks of Rodin, but then the sun hides behind a cloud, Napoleon can see clearly, and all thoughts vanish from his mind.

     

    In a small museum in Russia, Napoleon falls in love with the statue of a Shock Worker.

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    01 Sep 2018

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    It was two o’clock in the morning and Napoleon Solo was nursing a glass of exorbitantly expensive scotch when he came to the unfortunate conclusion that he was in love with a volatile Russian giant who had a penchant for smashing furniture.

    This was obviously a problem and one that would need to be remedied immediately.

    Alternate summary: 25 000 words of requited pining, or as Gaby would say, "stupid boys."

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    29 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    The Personal Escort Treaty - or P.E.T. - system was put in place for rich and lonely travellers to hire companions and assistants for extended periods of time. It was originally intended as a way to combat the negative mental health effects of continuous solitude that is common in anyone stuck in a spaceship without human contact.

    Berenger needs a P.E.T., Ancel is more than happy to oblige.

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    20 May 2018

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    "Setting aside the obvious," Laurent says, "I feel I should point out that the last time we met, you told me I was beautiful, and then couldn't think of a single other good quality I possessed."

    The corner of Damen's mouth twitches. He looks dangerous, and bright, and appalling.

    "I can think of a few things now," he says.

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    18 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    With the expansion of Batiatus' estate and gladiatorial prestige, a new ludus slave is brought in to assist Pietros and Oenomaus.

    Nasir was once an honored body slave and must now cope with his fall from favor. It is hard when he does not know who to trust in his new environment.

    Agron wants to stay in relative safety and obscurity with his brother, outside of any feuds within the ludus. But when Spartacus asks of him an honest favor, he feels he cannot refuse.

    And so an unlikely alliance forms...

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    20 Dec 2017

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