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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Demonology 101: Introduction to Demonology, was a basic class. It covered such topics as to what exactly demons were, the dangers of demon summoning, some of the current theories as to how demonic deals worked, along with a basic overview of some of the most well know demons. The only thing summoned in that class was a minor elemental to demonstrate how summoning worked.

    No one was expecting Demonology 101 to turn into Demonology 458: Alcorian Lore.

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    20 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Hank's reputation as the fearsome head of the Portland Supernatural Mafia, was largely a gross exaggeration propagated by rumors which had grown far out of hand. According to Hank Pines, the Dinner Crew was more a community service organization. (The streak of violent vigilantism was simply community service by other means.)

    That however, didn't stop the vast majority of Portland from believing that Hank Pines was the single most ruthless and cunning mob boss the state had ever seen. So the reaction he got when he stopped by City Hall to check on some paperwork really shouldn't have surprised him.

    It did anyway.

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    20 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    It is generally considered very unwise to claim you're good friends with the local mob boss, especially when, in truth, you have never met said mob boss before in your life. As one local idiot would find out, it was an even worse idea to make such a claim straight to said mob boss's face. No matter how unintentionally.

    Hank for his part would learn that wild destructive parties were fun to plan, when it wasn't going to be your house that was trashed. That getting in contact with every gnome troop in Oregon was easier than one would first assume. And that in matters of revenge, sometimes simply killing someone, was simply not enough.

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    19 Jan 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Orso "Orrie" Walter is one of ten guests to enter the family-friendly attraction known as the Manor of Alcor. But what started as a fun getaway to solve a murder mystery quickly devolves into something much more sinister. With a real killer on the loose and them forced to play their game, Orrie and the other guests may not all be making it out alive…

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    19 Jan 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Rameses is an only child again. He loses his brother to the desert and an anger he doesn’t understand.
    His mother mourns, and his father tells him to stand up straight.
    “Gods do not weep.”
    Rameses wonders if Gods ever feel lost.

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    13 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    **PUNCHES A PILLOW** THE FEELS
    THE F E E L S
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