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    “We’re not mates, Cora,” he insists. “I mean look at him-“

    “Ouch,” the kid says, no longer pushing that shit eating grin.

    “He’s- he’s,” Derek tries, at a loss of how to explain why this can’t be possible. Why it shouldn’t be possible.

     

    Or the one where Derek gets attacked by hunters, ends up with amnesia and forgets Stiles is his mate

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    11 Feb 2018

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    And, yes. John would even go as far as to call his humble abode a haven. A safe haven.

    But, when he comes home only to hear Derek Hale’s voice in his son’s room— his underaged son’s room. Alone. In a previously empty house. Apparently not being able to get something inside of him— he's not so sure about it anymore.

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    11 Feb 2018

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    "So, yeah. The grey, shiny thing ends up hitting him square in the center of his face, and then fucking havoc breaks out.

    There’s blood on his white dress shirt, his Tata is throwing his hands around like that’s somehow going to magically fix his fucking broken nose, his Dad is up and running towards him yelling for him to tilt his back, tilt his head back! And then Caleb hears the resounding crash of a large body slipping and sliding across the hardwood floor to smash into the fridge, falling down into the swampy pit of smelly, egg remains."

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    10 Feb 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    “I will find you and I will kill you if I think what’s happened has happened and it turns out to be your fault.”

    It’s a moment’s pause before Derek really gathers enough of himself to respond to this.

    “With all due respect sir, you’re at my house so you’ve pretty much already found me.” And before his brain can catch up with him and his body follows to throw itself into a ditch somewhere far, far away, Derek plows forward with a very valid question, “And for what exact reason are you quoting Liam Neeson to me at six o'clock in the morning?”

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    10 Feb 2018

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    “Hey,” Stiles hears from above him. “I’m Derek, and you are?”

    “Not in the mood,” Stiles says. “Go away.”

    “That’s not nice.”

    He can practically hear the smirk in the dude’s voice, which is admittedly very nice. So Stiles looks up, intent to just tell whoever it was to just fuck off because goddammit, today is not a good day for this shit but the words get caught in his mouth when he sees the most glorious fucking pair of thick eyebrows he’s ever seen. Oh, and beautiful unicorn eyes. Space unicorn eyes because the longer he stares at them, the more he could swear he can see the answers to the universe in them.

    “I’m trying to be nice and you’re not making it easy,” the guy says.

    “I’m trying to ignore your very weak attempt at hitting on me and you’re not making it easy,” Stiles snipes back but the smile only gets wider. Jesus, Hot Douchenozzle has adorable bunny teeth.

    “How about I get you a drink and you put your phone away and try enjoying the party?”

    “How about you fuck off?”

    “I like a challenge.”

    “Great, I’ll add that tidbit of information with all the tidbits I don’t care about,” Stiles replies. “Now go away.”

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    03 Feb 2018