Disworl

A blonde man looking forward with a neutral expression.



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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Of all the people she could have chosen with whom to be shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island, Eridan Ampora ranked approximately #1,000.

    Unfortunately, the other 999 turned out to have prior commitments, and Rose finds herself attempting practicality and resourcefulness under extremely trying circumstances while dealing with an obnoxious purple troll's ongoing commentary.

    Part of the Ampora H/C On Demand series, which for convenience's sake I'm going to file under HHCOD. Request was for Eridan and one of the human kids in a survival situation, complete with as many clichés as I pleased.

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    12 Aug 2022

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    Every school has its weirdoes. You’re pretty sure that’s just a fact of life.

    But there was something very, very disconcerting about those four.

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    12 Aug 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.

    Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.

    Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.

    But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.

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    06 Aug 2022

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    Dave leans forward. You can see a camera reflected in his shades, in the high-rez screen, you can see his own face peering out of the camera in his shades, his reflection reflecting itself into infinity. Not you. You’re not there -- he’s not here.

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    06 Aug 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    “No luck, sparkplug.” The big robot sank from his haunches to a sitting position against the sink. “You look to be in some pretty serious straight-up distress.”

    “Gastronomic distress,” Dirk mumbled, hissing and clutching his stomach as a sharp cramp shot through him.

    “You oughtta get a tuneup.”

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