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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    A modern AU where Geralt navigates life alongside his daughter, his ex-wife and the love of his goddamned life, Jaskier.

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    21 Jan 2022

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    "It’s a fucking shed in our kitchen,” Geralt said. “Everyone else who answered the ad took one look at it and left.”

    “Yeah, that worries me,” said Yen. “What sort of a person would actually want to live in that thing? What if he’s some kind of weirdo?”

    “Should have thought of that before renting it out."

    Yennefer and Geralt have been living together for ten years, madly in love with each other & both unwilling to make the first move. Strapped for cash, they do the only logical thing; install a garden shed in their kitchen and rent it out to Jaskier, a 24-year old guitarist in a folk rock band and freewheeling disaster. They don't expect to catch feelings. They don't expect their new flatmate to overturn their carefully constructed, platonic domestic bliss...

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    21 Jan 2022

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    Julian Pankratz was broad, with tufts of chest hair visible over the hem of the gown. His body tapered into a narrow waist and hips, with strong, muscular thighs that had been spread open for Geralt’s examination. But his face was like something from a Renaissance fresco. Handsome, cherub lipped; his soft brown hair was artfully tousled and Geralt was certain he had highlighted those striking blue eyes with kohl. A clash of raw masculinity, salacious sexuality and innocent boyhood that teased at something deep in the back of Geralt’s mind.

    Or: Geralt sees to an obnoxious patient that has a sex toy lodged in his backside, and he decides to fuck the arrogance out of him.

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    20 Jan 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Geralt has Roach. No, not that Roach - in this universe she's a truck. They still travel the length and breadth of a continent. He still picks up an annoying musician, and then can't get rid of him. Until he no longer wants to get rid of him.

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    20 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Geralt nearly chokes on his own breath when Jaskier steps out onto the balcony, because he's wearing the tiniest pair of shorts Geralt has ever seen.

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    20 Jan 2022