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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    "A rom-com that even Dave Strider will like."

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a group of friends who all think they're straight as hell. And it would have been just dandy if they were, but they're not. They are so not straight. A beaver can drive a car in a line that's straighter than their sexual orientations. (Except for John, the obligatory heterosexual friend.)

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    "Shit, let's be an internet celebrity."

    OR...

    College is hard enough between the "finding new friends" and "figuring out what to do with your life" gigs, and falling in love with your roommate doesn't really help.

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    16 Jul 2019

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    If Good Omens was a Rom Com Sitcom!

    In which Crowley stays just a little longer at the hospital of the Chattering Order of Saint Beryl and witnesses how the nuns misplace the Antichrist. He decides that he will take matters into his own hands and runs off again with the Antichrist, that is believed to be the exchanged baby of the American Cultural Attaché's wife.
    In lack of a better idea he brings the baby to his archenemy and dear friend Aziraphale and they agree they have no other choice than to raise the son of Satan themselves. That way they have the chance to let him grow up well-balanced between heaven and hell. Surprisingly, (for them, but really not the readers) the little extension of their family lets them only grow closer.

    Completed!

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    02 Jun 2019

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    Karkat Vantas is 17 years old, a mutantblood troll stuck on an alien planet, and lives in a trailer park with his deadbeat dad and overworked mom in New Jack City. This series is his story along with everyone else's in the trailer park. Contains several scenes of confusing alien mythologies and religions, urban grittiness, questionable morality, crime lords, family secrets, quadrant vacillation, betrayal, xenofetishization, heartbreak, friendship, love, loyalty, joy, hope, and Davekat.

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    20 May 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    On the twelfth hour of the thirteenth day of April, 1989, forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

    Lady Constance Crocker, bootylicious billionaire and intrepid entrepreneur, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

    She got eight of them.

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    19 May 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Derse princess Rose Lalonde is married off to the Prospitian prince John against her will. Steeling herself against the inevitability of politics, Rose does her best to make the best of the terrible situation. Her newly found friend Jade with her lowblood friends along with the pretty Alternian seamstress-in-training make life a little more bearable, but an unseen catastrophe tears her carefully constructed comfort zone apart.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    04 May 2019