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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Schmidt enlists Nadia's help when he struggles to come up with a Christmas gift for Nando. But things get tricky when Jenny is admitted to the hospital with a mysterious illness.

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    25 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    Nando's ex-wife is getting married, and there's no way he's going to the wedding alone. Enter: Schmidt.

    (Rated kind of between T and M? For sexual references. Let me know if I should change the rating to T.)

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    25 Nov 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    He can still hear the grumbling of your complaints, but you’ve trailed off so that the words aren’t exactly discernible beyond the peppering of a curse. Donatello sits there, his mind working sluggishly, as though he is experiencing lag in his ability to process your words. 

    Thighs. Rubbed raw? She means they chaffed. They chaffed and wore the material so thin… that they…

    He’s up and moving so quickly that the couch knocks against the wall with the force of his propulsion. It only takes him five long strides to reach your bedroom, the door thrown open forcefully and with strength in his haste. He sees you jump at his arrival, jeans unbuttoned, your thumbs looped on each side as though you were about to slip them off. 

    “Leave them on!” 

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    The prompt from an anon tumblr user: something something donnie overhearing reader mourn another pair of pants that got shredded from their thighs rubbing together too much/wearing the fabric/inner thigh area down and horny gripping so hard he gives himself carpal tunnel or some shit, idk is this anything

    It was, in fact, something...

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    25 Nov 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    You’d know when you slipped on the Atomic Lass costume that it would drive Donatello crazy. Hell, you’d figured it out two weeks ago, when his brothers had teased him about his old childhood crush during a Jupiter Jim movie marathon. It was as they razzed him that a few puzzle pieces fell into place about the genius turtle. It had made sense, suddenly, why Donnie’s eyes had always strayed a bit too long on your thighs. Why his cheeks went red the few times he’d seen you in heels and tight jeans. 

    Donnie was a leg guy, apparently. 

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    I didn't quite make it under the wire to post this for Halloween, but here's a treat anyway.

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    25 Nov 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    It began with a book.

    Or, five times they borrow a kink from a book, with various degrees of success, and one time they come up with the perfect kink on their own.

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    11 Aug 2022