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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    Optimus Prime knew he shouldn't wander the tunnels underneath Iacon, but he had done it so many times before. It was just his luck that the one time he went alone would be the one time he went down far deeper than he had ever intended. Who would've known that there was other mecha down here?

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    15 Nov 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    When Megatron finds himself in chains once again, it breaks him to the point of no return and when Optimus learns of his treatment at his master's hands will he step up and grant mercy on the one whom many feel doesn't deserve it or punish him like every other Autobot would?

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    06 Nov 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Kyle Broflovski navigates through a hellish, unforgiving world where evil is rewarded and weakness drives you to an early grave. Eric Cartman takes the wheel on the way there.

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    02 Nov 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Quint has gotten used to his life as a member of the Mega Man Killers, an existence that he never asked for, watching the future stray further and further from the peaceful world he remembers helping to bring about as Mega Man. When Bass, of all people, finds out about his past, the last thing he expects is to be recruited to help Bass woo his younger alternate self.

    There's a lot of work to be done before ANYONE would consider Mega Man's number one rival as a romantic prospect, and Quint's got no shortage of issues to work through, either.

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    01 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Now, though, he gruffly attempts, as any rational parent would though his genuine ace in the hole still lays in their custom charge pod in their bedroom, to bid his child to see common sense. "Come down?"

    A blink, then two, then a skeptical squint with a jagged response; “no.”

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    An AU in which X talks Zero into having four toddlers, and Zero learns a little patience and a little understanding at two in the morning when his partner isn't at his side to help.

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    31 Aug 2018

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