Dildo_Swaggins_T_Baggins

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    Megatron just stared at him through the cell door with a strange expression and didn't say anything. "Well?" Optimus said, half furious and desperate. "Will you promise not to hurt any Autobots escaping if I let you out?"

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    15 May 2018

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    Two mechs end up predestined for each other even though they're on opposite sides of a war, and one of them doesn't even realize they're technically enemies.

    Shockwave planned for a lot of possible scenarios before setting out on his mission, but he never planned for this.

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    13 May 2018

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    Megatron escaping from prison was, of course, Sentinel’s frag-up. What Optimus didn’t count on was being kidnapped by the warlord on his way out.

    Now, halfway across the galaxy, Optimus must discover the reason behind Megatron’s reluctance to kill him, and with it a secret of his species’ biology that may hold the key to peace between Autobots and Decepticons.

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    10 May 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    The War ended with peaceful ties between the Autobots and Decepticons, now all that Megatron wants is a vacation. Too bad he's getting dragged to a nightclub instead. Why does everyone try to hook him up? He can find his own partner, Primus damnit

    Like that little red and blue Autobot standing at the bar, he looks cute- erm, nice

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    07 May 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    Long ago on Cybertron, police captain Orion Pax learned a lesson in how small changes can make large differences. An AU surrounding the events of “Chaos Theory”, Orion Pax/Megatron.

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    30 Apr 2018

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