DetectiveJoan



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  1. Summary

    Sam has a baby, kind of with Mark but mostly with Joan.

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  2. Summary

    Chloe is not the only ace here.

    (A series of unconnected one-shot character studies.)

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    I know that for all of the pain I've cried
    There's the exact same balance of joy
    On the other side of that coin.

    An OT3 collection.

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    Kathy tweaked his nose and skipped ahead of him. "You know, Cosmo, Don and I may love you for your brains--"

    "Excuse me! I resent that remark! You love me for my unerring sense of comic timing."

    "--But not everyone is so forgiving."

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    11 Feb 2020

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    Harry writes the first draft of his will when he’s fourteen.

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    15 Dec 2019

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    Harry says, “Would you look after Hedwig for me?”
    “Is something wrong?” Hermione asks.
    “No, she’s fine. We’re fine.” Harry runs a hand through his half-dry hair. It’s sticking up in the back, brittle with salt. “But if something did happen, would you take care of her for me?”
    “Harry,” Hermione starts in that careful tone of hers, “nothing’s going to—”
    “Fine,” Harry says, harsher than he needs to, but his chest is burning from the lake water he choked down, and adrenaline crashes leave him impatient. “Ron?”

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    One day he looks up from the scaffolding and realizes that he’s almost exactly at Jaeger height and has to wrap his hand tight against the metal to keep from stepping out into the air. Not because he wants to kill himself or anything, just because for a split second his mind felt that old equilibrium and he just knew he should be able to, should be able to walk straight across the valley in front of him and out into the sea and on forever until he finds whatever’s next.

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    22 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "At the base in Sitka they’d called it cling-wrapping, but velcroing is what most bases use to refer to the way pilots deal with the after-effects of Drifting. The separation from each other is so jarring that the simplest way to ease themselves back into normal interactions is to stay as physically close as possible. He and Yancy used to do it all the time, hugging each other tightly for no reason, stumbling back to their shared quarters after a successful run and passing out squeezed into the same bunk, sleeping back to back with their legs falling off the narrow mattress like they were kids again and not scared of zombie movies at all, Mom."

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    Most of the interesting customers that Adam meets are terrible interesting rather than fun interesting.

    The hot guy who can't keep a cell phone alive might be both.

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    21 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The ex-phone's owner is an unreal level of hot, even though he's scowling at Adam. Or maybe a little because he's scowling at Adam. "Bi" is turning out to be the most straightforward part of Adam's sexuality; it's the attraction toward the endlessly terrifying that confuses him.

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    Juno Steel is no stranger to kidnappings but this kidnapping is stranger than most. He has been whisked away to an exclusive spa by the master criminal Peter Nureyev, who's determined to make Juno relax - whether he wants to or not.

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    17 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "He knew that he would regret this tomorrow, or next week, or within the next five minutes, but Peter was right here, smelling so good and feeling so warm against him, and he decided that the future would be the future's problem." 😭😍

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