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    War makes for strange bedfellows. However that doesn't fully explain how Harry ended up sharing his bath with Draco Malfoy... nor why Malfoy was a rubber duck at the time.

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    17 Apr 2018

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    The one with the duck

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    For Simon and Baz, the happy ending is far from being the end.

    A loose collection of all my Carry On fics that are in the same 'verse as one another. Can be read independently. Stories are arranged in chronological order, but were not written in that order.

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    06 Sep 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Vincent Nigel-Murray, intrepid English DJ; his workplace, the Lab; his colleagues, all clinically insane; the love of his life, whose toothpick fixation is far from healthy.

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    12 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    The sky is empty of clouds and musketballs, and so Alexander Hamilton thinks it is a good day to set down for a picnic for three.

    Three, he’d intended. Three. Not four. But General George Washington had seen them heading out and had jogged to catch up with them, holding onto his tricorn hat. They’d had no choice but to invite the man along as well; you can’t exactly tell your military commander you’re planning to have a threesome on the shores of the lake.

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    03 Mar 2017

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    poly rev squad au in which they're all dating and get into a lot of Nonsense and Shenanigans

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    01 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "why do you sin thiS FREQUENTLY"