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  1. Summary

    Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.

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    A podfic series of the works in the written series “never saw you coming, never gonna be the same“ by singsongsung, doing the most, and sonlali.

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    We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.

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    Fics surrounding MTP

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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    He exhales a shaky breath and then checks his watch; the train is running late, and the later it gets, the more the anxiety builds at the base of Patrick’s spine. The more his brain whispers this is a bad idea, asks is this really something you’re ready to know? He tries to distract himself by observing the myriad of other people waiting—an older, heavy-set couple wearing matching t-shirts, a large group of loud teenagers with seriously abrasive accents, a distinctly European trio of men arguing in what sounds like German. He assumes they’re mostly tourists; he is, after all, staying near Times Square, and he’s pretty sure any self-respecting New Yorker avoids this particular station at all costs. It’s not like he was dying to eat at a New York City TGI Friday’s himself, but the hotels really did seem to be the best bang for his buck.

    The distant whir of the oncoming train sparks him out of contemplating subpar American food, and he swallows, mouth dry, feeling more like a man on his way to a sentencing hearing than a college graduate on a solo vacation, going to a bar for a drink.

    It’s just a bar. It’s just a drink.


    A handsome stranger falls asleep on Patrick on the subway. Alt meet.

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    14 Nov 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    “How long do I have you for?”

    “For the next 43 hours,” Patrick replies, and the feeling of disbelief in David’s gut morphs into desire, into want, accompanied by something he cannot yet name.

    “Then we better make the most of them.”

    Or, this is your places call for Part Three of Favored Nations. Places.

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    09 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Yusuf needs to be more careful where he puts his experimental compounds.

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    05 Nov 2021

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    Someone else in dreamsharing has learned how to do inceptions, and Eames has only one suspect: his father, the inventor of the PASIV. In which Eames faces his daddy issues head-on, and Arthur faces the fact that he's the most normal person in this relationship.

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    03 Nov 2021

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    Many people, Eames would find out later, assumed Eames had wanted Arthur from the moment they'd met. It was true Arthur was devestatingly attractive, but in all honesty, the first thing Eames had thought when he'd met Arthur was, Why did Cobb bring his son? (Or: It's all about trust.)

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    03 Nov 2021

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