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    "Anyhow . . . there was nothing else to do... It was Albuquerque, New Mexico." - Frank Zappa, ""The Jazz Discharge Party Hats"

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    21
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    4
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    492
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    Mulder has really begun to love Saturdays. Conversational smut during what was probably one of the happier times in our duo's lives. Season 7.

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    2/2
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    11
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    104
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    9
    Hits:
    2257
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    Scully lets Mulder in on a little secret... pretty much at the same time she lets herself in on it. Is he up to it? I guess we'll find out.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    25
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    95
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    1985
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    Mulder buys a new car. Or maybe Scully does? Well... Mulder pays for it, anyway.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    54
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    1
    Hits:
    1005
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    Season 11 Speculation. You may enjoy this, but it will be more fun if you've seen the most recent promo, here (obviously spoilers abound): https://youtu.be/VV5-vvNPnLo?t=2m8s

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    3,116
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    1/1
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    17
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    1
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    206
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    It started innocently enough, as most deviant actions do. It started with a quiet night on Scully's couch.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    8
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    71
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    6
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    3072
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    Don't read either if you're super invested in not going to hell, I guess.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    300
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    Mulder takes a little ownership. Inspired by the trailer and the newer short.

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    English
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    765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    406
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    I want to say this originated with a story about curve balls, but I don't know anymore.

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    421
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    145
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    Mulder and Scully enjoy a peaceful dinner in Season 11. NOT.

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    1,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    541
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    California burned. Post One Son.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    561
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    I think the title speaks for itself.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    859
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    Five times Scully yelled at him. And one time he yelled back.

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    1,988
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    865
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    Post Closure.

    Language:
    English
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    1,618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
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    546
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    How did a writer from California, filming a show in Vancouver, with a lead actor from Illinois and the UK, and another lead actor from New York, decide to make Shiner the trademark beer of a hallmark partnership?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    121
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    WTFMulder inspired this little piece of fluff... Well. I won't lie. It's not fluff but I thought it was funny.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    262
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    Sometimes, you gotta go south. Short, dirty ficlet.

    Language:
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    412
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1285
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    There was A LOT going through Mulder's head at the end of Never Again.

    Language:
    English
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    1,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    448
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    Quick little Post-Pusher fic.

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    English
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    638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    483
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    Tumblr challenge from @sunflowerseedsandscience read: ATTENTION FELLOW WRITERS: I NEED SOME HELP
    I’m en route to an event I don’t really feel up to attending and we’re playing Billy Joel and “Temptation” came on and JESUS CHRIST MULDER COULD BE SINGING THAT SONG ABOUT SCULLY. Could some kind person or persons listen to it if you’re not familiar with it and if it inspires you, write something sweet to get me through tonight?

    So this popped out... and I kinda liked it.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    316

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