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    The dreams started after Thunder cantered through the middle of a fairy ring on the beach below Malory Towers.

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    Harry survived V-Day - because of course he did - but not all the Kingsman agents were so lucky. With the world still going to shit and the worst staff shortage since the organisation began, Merlin calls a group of retired agents back to their posts to help out while he trains the new recruits.

    Featuring snowball fights, banter, innuendo, handsome old men, lady scientists, secrets in walking sticks, Harry’s appalling crush, thumbnails of bigger pictures, a pastede on plot crammed in around all the flirting which is really just an excuse for me to write a silly sword fight, and an old bet from 1986 that’s still not been decided.

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    Listen.

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    Petrova visits Pauline in Hollywood after the war ends.

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    Eggsy never could have imagined a job as perfect as dog nanny to the world's tiniest and most wonderful puppy, but an unexpected jailbreak just has to come along and threaten everything. Good thing his bosses are real life action heroes. You can pick up all kinds of skills from friends like that.

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    Pining, cream cakes, very tiny underpants, and the biting of beautiful thighs.

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    "Honestly I ain't even sure you're the same species as the rest of us. It's fucked up how fit you are."

    Harry gives him a funny look, hovering somewhere strange between reproachful and amused. "You have the most astounding talent for making a compliment sound like an accusation."

    "Well, you got an astounding talent for fighting like Gene Kelly dances."

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    Harry's favourite joke in later life is to talk about their meeting as though it were the most swoony romantic thing that ever happened. "He fell hard," he says, with that modest little smile on his mouth, and Eggsy's eyebrows fly up in surprise at the unexpected sentimental overshare. "But then I fell hard as well. I don't believe we had much of a choice. The moment we both stepped onto the street that night, falling was inevitable."

    What actually happened was this: England gets very rainy and very cold in winter, and Alastair slipped on the ice.

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    He saunters into the lift, pockets full of diamonds from the jewellery counter (and a new pair of winged Adidas trainers on his feet, because why not), and is just pushing the button for the underground level to make his escape when a panel in the ceiling opens up and a tall man wearing a beautiful pinstripe suit jumps down.

    Eggsy emits a piercing shriek of terror that haunts him at night for years to follow.

    "Good evening," the man says mildly, like they're strangers who just happened to catch one another's eye in the street. He stretches up—it's higher than Eggsy could reach, even on tiptoe—and snags the edge of the panel with his fingertips, pulling it over to cover the hole he just came through. "You're not supposed to be here."

    "Neither are you!" Eggsy yelps.

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    He takes the last few steps to the top landing, keeping his hands on Gheorghe's at his waist to pull him along. "I'm frozen, I'm having a bath. Wanna watch?"

    Or help. It's never going to be comfortable, doing anything under the same roof as your nan and dad watching Emmerdale downstairs, but what's the alternative? You want to drive for miles up and down hills any time you feel like a fuck? Gheorghe whispered once, teasing and low, pushing Johnny face-first against his closed bedroom door and leaving slow, deliberate fingernail marks in the flesh of his arse as he dragged down his jeans, or you want to stay nice and quiet for me right here? He's rolling his sleeves up now and there's something overwhelmingly fucking hot about that, like he's committing himself to getting a job done right. He doesn't speak, at least not in words—he doesn't have to, not with eyes like that—and Johnny stares him down in a way that starts as a challenge but wobbles and morphs into something molten and helpless when Gheorghe's hand closes around his cock under the water and slowly starts to stroke.

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    There was something about her skin - his, too, but mostly hers, her décolletage almost translucent above the low necklines of her gowns and bracketed by that tumble of dark hair either side - that looked luminous on film back when everything was in black and white. In colour, she looked like what she was - undead, bloodless, almost blue.

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    Drabbles (and a few double drabbles) written for prompts on Tumblr. Leave requests in the comments here or my Tumblr ask!

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    "Do you know what we're saved as in Taron's phone?"

    "Oh, god." Mark prods at the tap with his big toe, letting a top-up of hot water scald his ankles. "Collywobbles, wasn't it, for you? I think I got away with just my name."

    "Oscar and Olivier."

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    "I get the impression that Harry's put a great deal of time and effort into making people like him, but doesn't want to make it look like he's trying," Roxy says. "Of course, I barely even spoke to him before, you know, everything. I think we spoke twice during training. But he was incredibly charming, and I've never believed that sort of thing comes naturally to anybody. Maybe I'm cynical. But I'd be very surprised if he didn't know he's respected. He's worked enough for it."

    Eggsy's laughing now, pressing his mouth against Roxy's knee in an almost-kiss from his place on the carpet in front of her armchair. "Maybe you're cynical. You honestly don't believe some people are just full on Prince Charmings on, like, a cellular level?"

    She wrinkles her nose a bit at that. "If you put people on pedestals there's a very real risk they'll topple right over and squash you flat. I'm just saying."

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    Harry's still recovering from his coma when the others go to deal with Valentine, indulging in a bit of gentle retail therapy before accidentally finding himself getting quite unreasonable in a shop full of bath bombs when the signal goes off.

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    "I can't sleep," Harry says. He sounds exasperated about it and Merlin softens a bit, like he always does; this insomnia isn't exactly pleasant for Harry either.

    "Something on your mind?"

    "Nothing more than the usual." He hesitates, then keeps his voice light when he continues even though what he's saying isn't light at all. "You know, brutally slaughtering a dozen people this afternoon. Barely escaping having my entire body degloved by a madman. The same old nine to five."

    Merlin reaches for him, fumbling sleepily against his hair and hip and arm until his fingers find Harry's hand and curl around it, drawing it closer over the space between them and gently kissing his bruised, scuffed knuckles. "Take a sleeping pill like everybody else."

    "Everybody else isn't a Judy Garland fan," Harry says darkly.

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    When Harry Hart loses his job as a tailor after thirty-four years, he decides to start taking evening classes in cookery or life drawing or something just to waste some newly empty hours.

    Then he accidentally meets history teacher Gary Unwin, and accidentally signs up for his class instead.

    Meanwhile, he's pretty sure he's falling in love via sexts with a man from a dating app whose name he doesn't even know.

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    A long time age, decades ago now, they discovered more or less at the same time how much Merlin liked seeing Harry, usually presented so flawlessly, get just a little bit messed up. A curl of hair falling away from the carefully styled mass of the rest of it, or a rogue mushy pea clinging implausibly to the rim of his glasses after a fish supper, or his usually pristine tailored suit wrinkled from enthusiastic manhandling and wet with someone else's come. It took them a while longer to discover that the opposite was true as well: that Merlin with two days' worth of stubble and wearing a ratty old shirt on a day off instead of his usual neat jumpers made Harry's mouth go dry.

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    Three love stories.

    1) It starts with a one night stand that never happened, which in Roxy's experience is a very unusual way for a relationship to begin.

    2) Hamish smiles and very quietly murmurs, "Well, hello," and Harry without even meaning to takes the last few steps toward him through the crowd and draws him into an embrace so ferocious that it makes Hamish gasp against his neck.

    3) From where the helicopter lets him down to the palace roof on a line, Eggsy could find his way to the Queen's bedroom with his eyes closed.

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    An inventory of love.

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