Deepdarkwaters

Alice by Dali



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  1. Summary

    Merlin loves to watch. Harry loves a challenge. Eggsy loves everything.

    A series of linked one shots. Heed the tags!

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    Harry survived V-Day - because of course he did - but not all the Kingsman agents were so lucky. With the world still going to shit and the worst staff shortage since the organisation began, Merlin calls a group of retired agents back to their posts to help out while he trains the new recruits.

    Harry/Eggsy's story: snowball fights, banter, innuendo, handsome old men, lady scientists, secrets in walking sticks, Harry’s appalling crush, thumbnails of bigger pictures, a pastede on plot crammed in around all the flirting which is really just an excuse for me to write a silly sword fight, and an old bet from 1986 that’s still not been decided.

    Roxy/Merlin's story: exhaustion, beautiful villains, inappropriate comments, drawing Eggsy a vagina map because not even a potential mass murderer deserves that sort of lousy service, booby traps straight out of Indiana Jones, things it's probably quite unprofessional to do while wearing glasses, bombs so ridiculous they should have ACME written on the side, Gawain's interrupted night with a gorgeous French redhead, an urgent deathbed promise, and a warning that somebody's spine is going to be ripped from his body if he ever calls her 'good girl' again.

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  1. Rec 48

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    Eggsy and Harry have been dancing around each other- around this - for far too long, and something has to give. Leaping before you look has served Eggsy well, on the whole, so he'll take his chances.

    A very belated Christmas gift for Threewick. Also, I genuinely got ‘wholesome office frottage’ on that AO3 tag generator so this is not so much a gift as a prophecy fulfilment at this point.

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    05 May 2018

  2. Rec 24

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    The night before an important mission abroad, Harry receives a call from Eggsy.

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    22 Apr 2018

  3. Rec 5

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    Alcohol has never really led either of them to any good places, but Butch would like to think it's not gone too far wrong this time.

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    22 Apr 2018

  4. Rec 6

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    "One moment several things are possible, the next moment only one happens, and the rest don't exist." --Lord Asriel

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    06 Mar 2018

  5. Rec 1

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    What better friend for a rose than Miss Ladybird?

    This is art! (SFW)

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    26 Dec 2017

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