Deepdarkwaters

Alice by Dali



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  1. Summary

    Merlin loves to watch. Harry loves a challenge. Eggsy loves everything.

    A series of linked one shots. Heed the tags!

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    Harry survived V-Day - because of course he did - but not all the Kingsman agents were so lucky. With the world still going to shit and the worst staff shortage since the organisation began, Merlin calls a group of retired agents back to their posts to help out while he trains the new recruits.

    Harry/Eggsy's story: snowball fights, banter, innuendo, handsome old men, lady scientists, secrets in walking sticks, Harry’s appalling crush, thumbnails of bigger pictures, a pastede on plot crammed in around all the flirting which is really just an excuse for me to write a silly sword fight, and an old bet from 1986 that’s still not been decided.

    Roxy/Merlin's story: exhaustion, beautiful villains, inappropriate comments, drawing Eggsy a vagina map because not even a potential mass murderer deserves that sort of lousy service, booby traps straight out of Indiana Jones, things it's probably quite unprofessional to do while wearing glasses, bombs so ridiculous they should have ACME written on the side, Gawain's interrupted night with a gorgeous French redhead, an urgent deathbed promise, and a warning that somebody's spine is going to be ripped from his body if he ever calls her 'good girl' again.

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    (idiom) Wizarding slang referring to a witch who is romantically interested in other witches. Derived from the all-women's team, the Holyhead Harpies.

    Ex: She plays for the Harpies.

    (Or: in which Ginny and Angelina find out they're playing for the same team!)

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    17 Mar 2019

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  2. Rec 25

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    Harry doesn't notice a new kink blossoming until it's thoroughly taken hold. Eggsy's got it all under control.

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    14 Mar 2019

  3. Rec 11

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    “What the fuck have you come as?”
    It’s not exactly the reunion either of them are expecting but to be fair to him, Eggsy hasn’t seen Harry for almost three months and he has to say something to interrupt the natural response that would be bursting into tears of relief otherwise. That ain’t sexy, is it, and first and foremost as they stand regarding each other across the tarmac he’d like Harry to remember what he’s coming home to.
    Eggsy's learned a lot of things from Harry Hart - how to rock a linen suit not included - and his first night home is a great opportunity to show them off.

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    06 Mar 2019

  4. Rec 18

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    ‘Merlin, I’m gonna need a favour. And – and don’t turn the cameras on.’ Eggsy’s out of breath, sounds strained.

    ‘Eggsy, this had better be good.’

    ‘It's not great, guv, if I’m honest.’

    Another pause, a fraction of a second, and Merlin can hear Eggsy’s dry swallow at the other end of the line.

    ‘How ‘d’you get piss out a velvet sofa?’

    ***

    One night, Merlin discovers that Eggsy has a very particular kink, one that he's been trying to keep a secret. He's interested, and he thinks Harry might be, too.

    What follows is a beautifully flustered Eggsy, a delighted Harry, and a lot of excellent new information for Merlin to process.

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    There isn't much pee fic in the Kingsman fandom - so this is my attempt to help with that lack!

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    26 Feb 2019

  5. Rec 2

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    She feels its call in her heart. In her teeth. Reverberating against her eardrums. Something in her blood sings back out to it in joy and terror. Afraid to stay, afraid to run, she couldn’t move now if she wanted to.

    The water stirs, and up it comes, the thing that lives in Doxey Pool.

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    30 Dec 2018