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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    Beelzebub summons Crowley, despite their little agreement, to help them with a very particular problem involving a certain celestial being.
    The business of courtship is complicated and messy. God knows they'll need all the help they can get.

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    "Out in Berkeley Square, a nightingale started shredding the sickest riff known to man, before suddenly dying of a heart attack."

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    24 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    “That is so typical of you angels, thinking everything you have is better. You do know that demon wings are much softer, much less annoyingly brittle than any angels’. Clearly superior.”

    Aziraphale scoffs and spreads his wings as wide as the shelves of books will allow, then curls them back around himself ever so slightly. “I have a very hard time believing that, demon.”

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  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    The Angel is already apologizing for something or another. However, Crowley isn’t paying it much thought, as his attention is solely on the wings spreading from Aziraphale’s back.

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    23 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.

    Why is he here again? Oh yes.

    “I need your help.”

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    It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.

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    23 Aug 2019

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    In which Crowley expands his range of pet names, and Aziraphale has an existential crisis.

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    23 Aug 2019