Death_by_Gallavich



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    There’s a funny idea brewing in Yoongi's head, as his brain sloshes around in all the soju and vodka and wine he’s drank tonight. A funny idea that begins to feel more and more like a good one, as he zooms in on a picture of Jimin in a pair of shorts that really he shouldn’t have worn for an Instagram photo. Yoongi licks his lips, feeling...reckless.

    Why not? he keeps asking himself. Why not?

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    Or, Yoongi is twenty-seven, newly single, and feeling a little on-edge about it all.

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    08 Aug 2019

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    Jeongguk falls in love with Taehyung when he’s 15. Problem is, he never quite learns how to fall out.

    In short - theirs is a love story a long time in the making.

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    17 Jul 2019

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    “i’m yoongi,” he says. “hoseok’s roommate? he asked if i would be willing to drive you to work so here i am.” jeongguk stares at yoongi’s outstretched hand—nails covered in chipped black polish, which are attached to a very long and veiny hand, which is coming out of a fucking leather jacket, which is thrown over a black shirt, which is tucked into a pair of very tight and ripped black jeans, which come to rest above a pair of black combat boots, and that’s just—not fair. at all.

    somehow, jeongguk manages to make the part of his brain not connected to his dick work enough to raise his hand, grasping onto yoongi’s a little too tightly. he swallows thickly, praying to god that his face isn’t as red as it feels when he looks yoongi in the eye again and lets out a quiet, “hi.”

    (or: yoongi is a bad boy, jeongguk is a baby boy, and opposites always attract.)

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    05 Jul 2019

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    "He doesn't seem okay," Jimin notes, several long gracefully curling strands falling forward as he cranes his head in front of Taehyung's face to get a better look.

    "He's fine. He's just a little shaken by your dick," Jin tells him without an ounce of shame, and Taehyung has the presence of mind to cut his eyes sharply in his direction.

    "Ahhhh," Jimin hums appreciatively, turning back to Taehyung and fluttering his long lashes. "Well that's okay, honey. Lots of people are shaken by my dick. Granted, it's usually inside of them at the time."

    (AU where supposedlystraightboy!tae falls for a pretty drag queen named Minnie and has a pretty chill questioning of his sexuality)

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    30 Jun 2019

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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    30 Jun 2019