- Supernatural (7)
16 Apr 2019
You really wish Dean Winchester, your one true love, could fuck you hard in every hole at once.
Sadly, he can't. But six versions of him can. And that's a wish this magic pearl can grant. Maybe an angel, a demon, and four different versions of Dean as a human? Yeah, they can gang up on their dirty slut all at once. Give you just what you want.
"Look, I’m not gonna screw over the whole damn world order, okay?" you say. "I don't want this version of reality to last for too long. So it won't. I just want to get fucked by all of you in every hole."
"In case you didn't notice, beautiful..." the one with the thigh holster says, gesturing at all six incarnations of himself, "you don't even have this many holes."
The demon chimes in. "Oh, we can get creative. Or cut new ones. If she wants."
The 'real' Dean has had enough. "God, just fucking stop!"
"God's not here right now," the archangel declares. "There are no rules. Not in this world. Just dreams coming true. Her darkest, dirtiest, deepest desires."
Then he starts coming toward you. "So why don't you tell us all, sweet baby girl. In deliciously... exquisitely... explicit detail."
Oh holy fuck.
"What do you want?"
Dean Winchester is a living, breathing, walking, talking, fucking sex god. Yet throughout all of SPN, we never get to see his cock. (Thanks, CW. Thanks a lot.)
... But what if SPN was meant to be a steamy show on HBO? Or, better yet, a XXX porno? What if each episode featured hardcore sex that had to be cut out to keep the series PG-13? These would be the deleted dirty scenes.
And you get to play the role of every lucky character who gets with Dean.
All you want is for Dean Winchester to call you Baby, get inside you, and ride you.
But it's one hell of a long, hard road that gets you there...
There’s a reason why Dean Winchester loves all the things he does. And there’s a reason why he’ll never love a woman. Never really, truly fall in love with anyone.
She's the reason. Heaven knows she's the reason for everything; Hell knows as well. But Dean can never know. He must never remember the life when he loved her. When she loved him. For all he knows, it never even happened.
But it did.
Samantha Cassandra Impala is her name. Some nights, she goes by Cherry Pie. Other times, she hunts things that go bump in the night. But then, one night, she bumps into a gorgeous green-eyed mechanic who changes her life. And she becomes the epicenter of his. Heaven can wipe her from his memory, even bend time to erase her from history... but Dean Winchester's heart never forgets.
To envision Cherry: Imagine Sam and Cas co-father a daughter with a busty Asian beauty. Flowing dark hair, blue-hazel eyes. That's what she looks like. She's been a stripper, a yoga instructor, and a pie baker, but above all she's a badass hunter. Lives on rock music, booze, and burgers. Drives a black '67 Impala. In a lifetime before Dean loves any of these things. Until he meets her. She's the reason.
Hell has given you a mission: kill Dean Winchester. But once you lay eyes on his godly gorgeous perfection, you're really not sure you can follow those orders...
Either way, heaven knows you have to taste him first.
This scene is inspired in part by one of the most epic — and, no doubt, most accurate — Dean quotes ever (Season 3, Episode 7):
"I smell good, don't I? I taste even better."