Dansnotavampire



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    Basically a bunch of Kepcobi fics based on Dua Lipa songs

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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    "When he kisses Nureyev, he tastes like blood and alcohol.
    On second thought, that’s probably Juno’s fault. As Nureyev pulls away, his eyes are half-shut and his lipstick smudged. “You’re a natural, Juno,” he murmurs, like they haven’t played this record before. Like they’ve only ever kissed the once, and Juno can’t stand to remember how it felt to be alone in his apartment after that kiss so he pulls Nureyev down into another embrace.
    After all, if the two of them going to convince this tracker that they’re in love, they’re going to need to practice."

    The post-The Final Resting Place Jupeter fake dating au you all knew you needed. Ft. kissing, embarrassing amounts of feelings, and our heroes pretending that they don't have all those embarrassing feelings.

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    11 Apr 2017

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    *screaminy*

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    Bitty says the next thing he remembers is unfamiliar voices.

    Bitty says the last thing he remembers is Madison, Georgia.

    Bitty, even with a major blow to his head, hasn’t forgotten his southern hospitality. When he introduces himself to Jack Zimmermann, he shakes his hand.

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    07 Sep 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Aaaaaaaaaah

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    The Eighth year common room has a parrot in it, courtesy of McGonagall and her mad search for interhouse bonding.

    Most of the time, it's just there, until one day it repeats "Potter has a damn fine arse." And the Slytherins know exactly who the parrot's mimicking...

    Draco is not amused.

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    06 Aug 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    talking parrot drarry yay

  4. Rec 4

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    Cynikk Ren is careful and collected, he is mysterious and silent and keeps his emotions in constant check. To further his training he is stationed aboard the Finalizer, where he can receive guidance from Kylo Ren and supreme leader Snoke. While he is there he meets Lieutenant Mitaka. His emotions start to unravel.

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    25 Jul 2016

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    yes this is very good much of the liking

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    The Academy is the biggest and best school in the state, and yet it still isn't big enough to hold both Elan Hux and Kylo Ren. Forced together in the confines of boarding school, these co-leaders squabble their way through their final year. Struggling through parties, brawls, and a broken toaster or two, these two may painfully find that sometimes love is closer to hate than they thought.

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    05 Apr 2016