Dansnotavampire



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    5,965
    Works:
    7
  2. Summary

    Basically a bunch of Kepcobi fics based on Dua Lipa songs

    Words:
    30,127
    Works:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 84

    Tags
    Summary

    "When he kisses Nureyev, he tastes like blood and alcohol.
    On second thought, that’s probably Juno’s fault. As Nureyev pulls away, his eyes are half-shut and his lipstick smudged. “You’re a natural, Juno,” he murmurs, like they haven’t played this record before. Like they’ve only ever kissed the once, and Juno can’t stand to remember how it felt to be alone in his apartment after that kiss so he pulls Nureyev down into another embrace.
    After all, if the two of them going to convince this tracker that they’re in love, they’re going to need to practice."

    The post-The Final Resting Place Jupeter fake dating au you all knew you needed. Ft. kissing, embarrassing amounts of feelings, and our heroes pretending that they don't have all those embarrassing feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,456
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    419
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    3000

    11 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    *screaminy*

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Bitty says the next thing he remembers is unfamiliar voices.

    Bitty says the last thing he remembers is Madison, Georgia.

    Bitty, even with a major blow to his head, hasn’t forgotten his southern hospitality. When he introduces himself to Jack Zimmermann, he shakes his hand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    1421
    Bookmarks:
    179
    Hits:
    10318

    07 Sep 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Aaaaaaaaaah

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The Eighth year common room has a parrot in it, courtesy of McGonagall and her mad search for interhouse bonding.

    Most of the time, it's just there, until one day it repeats "Potter has a damn fine arse." And the Slytherins know exactly who the parrot's mimicking...

    Draco is not amused.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    4356
    Bookmarks:
    868
    Hits:
    52695

    06 Aug 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    talking parrot drarry yay

  4. Public Bookmark 37

    Tags
    Summary

    Charles is beginning to wonder if Erik actually knows how to speak German. Because, Schöner wasn't an insult. Liebchen definitely wasn't.
    Then why on earth was Erik spitting them at him like they were?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    5319

    29 Mar 2016

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Later, after a lot of yelling, Steve will admit that he was the one who put the idea in Tony's head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,023
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    940
    Bookmarks:
    154
    Hits:
    12552

    27 Dec 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the one where tony buys steves face