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    But now is not the time for worrying about Scott’s inability to fry eggs over easy because the most important person in the kitchen is Derek. Who is in nothing but black boxer briefs. And his eyes are glowing.

    Stiles might die before he ever shifts. Oh no, there go his ears.

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    22 Jun 2018

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    “Okay,” Stiles says, drawing out the y. “Well, I’ve gotta go, Derek. Plenty more clueless individuals like yourself waiting to learn how to operate the majestic electronic device you hold in your hands.”

    “I’m not holding it.” Derek doesn’t know why he does it but he waggles his fingers in front of the camera; the tablet is propped up against his legs. “See?”

    Stiles rolls his eyes, smiling. “Goodbye, Derek. And thanks for calling Amazon today. Catch you on the flip side.”

    “Bye, Stiles.”

    Oh shit.

    In which Stiles is a tech advisor for Amazon and Derek really loveshates his Kindle.

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    21 Jun 2018

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    “I never liked him,” Derek said plainly.

    “Dude!” Stiles punched him in the shoulder, shocked. It was his first time hearing this.

    “He was keeping you from me! Must’ve been really insecure to stop you from collabing with me. Which is stupid. What’s there to be jealous of? All we are is online boyfriends.”

    “Who sometimes make out and swallow each other’s chewed food,” Stiles shot back, not sure how Derek could have forgotten those key facts.

    “It’s just for views!”

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    21 Jun 2018

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    Sir Derek of Hale has run from the only home he has ever known after the ultimate betrayal. With nowhere to turn, he ends up on a minor noble named Stiles's doorstep. Has Derek finally found a Lord worthy of the title?

    (Or the medieval AU you didn't know you needed where everything is completely different yet still mostly the same.)

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    19 Jun 2018

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    In retrospect, Derek never should have rubbed the lamp.

    But Derek did, which is how he got stuck with Stiles, who was truly a terrible genie. He didn’t even do things the way a normal genie was supposed to.

    “What do you mean ‘it’s not three wishes’?” Derek bit out, glaring at Stiles, who was perched on the end of his couch. Literally perched. Like crouched on his tip toes.

    “I don’t really know how to make it clearer,” Stiles said, long fingers twisting in the bright red hoodie he was wearing. “Is English not your first language? No son tres deseos. Ce ne est pas trois souhaits. To nie trzy życzenia.”

    (Or the one where Stiles is a genie and Derek lives broken and alone in New York until a certain mole-covered immortal teenager LITERALLY pops into his life.)

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    18 Jun 2018

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