CueEyeroll



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 29

    Tags
    Summary

    Joe is pretty sure that he and Patty are on the same page about their feelings for each other, and it seems like Patty feels the same way, except for the soul-crushing way he keeps turning down Joe's advances. What follows is a truly uncomfortable foray into attempting to seduce your best friend, and learning the importance of positive communication skills.

    Or, Five Times Joe Tried to Proposition Patty, and One Time Patty Propositioned Joe

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1338

    13 Dec 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 16

    Tags
    Summary

    “Paul,” James says, suddenly sounding sober and on the edge of tears, like after a bad loss. “Paul, are you listening? I love you, why are you so far away, why did they do this to me when I love you so much?”

    Paul throws the phone across the room.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2248

    04 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It’s not like Nate’s never been picked up in a bar before, but he doesn’t ever remember it going quite like this.

    In his experience, gorgeous, stacked, and insanely tall blondes who look like they should be gracing the cover of a Victoria’s Secret catalogue don’t generally saunter into grimy Cambridge dives populated by obnoxious Harvard grad students, walk straight up to his booth, plunk themselves down next to him without so much as a by-your-leave, and open with “I certainly hope that you’re not drinking Coors Lite or some similar lowbrow swill, or else I will have lost all faith in the pretentiousness of the dicksuck Ivy League communist elite of this country.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,801
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    870
    Bookmarks:
    268
    Hits:
    16709

    18 Oct 2020

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It's probably a little weird, how much Jeff looks at Parse—but he's got bigger things to worry about.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    515
    Bookmarks:
    158
    Hits:
    4307

    16 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 63

    Tags
    Summary

    “I’m sorry I don’t remember you, Sorry for doing this and not remembering, I was ill, concussion.” He scrubbed his hand against his forehead, “I don’t know why I don’t remember you if we,” he waved his hand at her stomach trying to convey the ‘if we had sex’ while his brain screamed that he’d never have slept with a woman even with a mangled concussed brain.

    ~~~

    she smiled at him, reaching up and squeezing his arm “And that’s entirely why we’re here, why you’re taking that little girl now and giving her the life she, and you, deserve. Go get her checked and take her home.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,786
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    6877

    15 Oct 2020