CrunchyPear



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    "Alfred, tell us about your bake."

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    “Fuck, kid. How much have you had?” Tim has been dosed with all sorts of toxins in the past—Joker, Scarecrow, Ivy—but that doesn’t mean he’s immune to alcohol poisoning.

    “Uh...a lot? A lot. Soooo much.” Tim lets Jason shove him into the passenger seat, putting his vodka in the cup holder like the priss he is. It’s like handling an alcoholic American Girl doll. “Did you know that...that alcohol tastes disgusting? It’s mind-hoggling. You grow up your whole entire teenage years thinkin’ that alcohol is like, the best thing ever. But it’s not. It’s gross. Like...nail polish remover.”

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    Tim gets sued by a burger joint.

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    All Tim wanted was a coffee, but when he notices the new barista looks extremely familiar, he makes his order complicated on purpose. Because sometimes Tim can be evil.

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    Bruce Wayne finds a small child playing with the family’s antique piano after a Gala.

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