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    Sherlock won't take "I'll be late for work" for an answer once he gets an eyeful of Greg shaving with an old-fashioned straight razor.

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    31 Dec 2018

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    "Oh, so you admit it! You think mine is small!"

    "Yeah. You know what? I do. I bet it's tiny."

    Sherlock put on his best drama queen face and shouted, "I take umbrage at that comment, John Watson, umbrage!"

    "Does your teeny little wee take umbrage, too, Sherlock?"

    "Oh! Shall we settle this, once and for all, then?"

    John's eyebrow shot up to the ceiling. "Go on, cowboy, let's see what you're packing."

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    23 Dec 2018

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    When John agrees to be best man for Harry's wedding, he has no idea how much he's getting into. For starters, the tall drink of water playing on stage with the band is going to be the death of him.

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    22 Dec 2018

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    Just back from the war, 26-year-old John Watson is looking for a job. Luckily, his old buddy Mike Stamford has one in mind:

    “Mike, you did not tell me this was a porno.”  

    “What? It’s not!”  

    “No? Then why the hell am I being asked to eventually take my kit off and mount some kid who barely looks like he’s out of secondary!”  

    He expects Mike to be angry or indignant on his behalf, but what he does not expect is for the man to burst out laughing on the other end of the phone.  

    “Mike!”  

    “Sorry, sorry. Are you serious? Frankie told me it was an art house/independent type but I thought he meant Little Miss Sunshine, not Eyes Wide Shut!”  

    “Oh my God, Mike, I’m going to kill you.”  

    Or, what happens when the author watches Love Actually with Johnlock in mind.

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    22 Nov 2018

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    Sherlock Holmes is a 23 year old genius working as a forensic analyst at Bart's hospital. John Watson is a 38 year old army captain just back from war, working as the lead surgeon in the trauma ward. A chance meeting brings them together, and no one is ever the same.

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    14 Nov 2018