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    Prompt: Matchmaker!Sherlock & Assistant!John. Sherlock keeps John as his assistant since he knows a few things about love/sex that Sherlock doesn't know/fully understand (Three Continents Watson) and that could lead to possible matches since Sherlock only uses chemical and natural body reactions to determine who to match-make and so on (pupils dilate, quick heartbeat, body language...). - anon

     

    The Consulting Detective and The Woman dominate the airwaves of their university radio station, doling out advice on everything from meeting the parents to sexual positions. When their ratings start to dip before the holidays, however, manager Mike thinks it's time for some fresh blood, and who better to fill in the gaps than rugby captain--and notorious flirt--John Watson?

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    24 May 2018

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    If Mary was going to hire a babysitter to spend less time at home and more time out trying to lure someone new to her bed, then John was too. Even if the one he was luring was the babysitter Mary had hired.

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    09 May 2018

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    "Look at us! I'm straight, you keep severed heads in the fridge, it's hardly a match made in heaven."
    From the prompt: "In a world where people report being generally unsatisfied with their romantic lives and divorces are at an all time high, the quality of relationships are plummeting. Healthy relationships lead to happy citizens, which ultimately help form a better society and country. So, the British government has decided to take matters into hand by setting up a program to match a person with their best possible romantic partner."

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    07 May 2018

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    Someone tampers with Sherlock's heat suppressants. What happens when he realizes he's going into heat, and his body wants to mate with John?

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    26 Apr 2018

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    Sherlock's been boxing for years, but John hasn't ever seen him. Sherlock convinces him he should.

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    24 Apr 2018