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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    Prompt for Smutember 9/1/2020 "Dirty Talk."

    Mycroft regularly calls a sex hotline and talks to the same guy, and likes to pretend its Greg. Even though the guy sounds like Lestrade, there's no way Lestrade would ever have a side job like this, right? (Spoiler - He totally does)

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    08 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    DI Lestrade is sick of the rumours. His wife thinks he’s cheating, Sherlock Holmes thinks he’s in a relationship, and John Watson just smiles knowingly. And why is it so annoying? Everybody thinks Greg is with Mycroft Holmes! But he’s not... is he?

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    03 Sep 2021

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    The job was supposed to be simple; tail the man, set up surveillance, photograph and record his movements for an entire month. Nothing John hadn't done before. Nothing John wouldn't do again if the money was there. But, this target turns out to be something much, much more than a simple job.

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    31 Aug 2021

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    Snape is ordered to court Harry Potter.

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    24 Aug 2021

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    Another teacher's interest in Harry Potter forces a reluctant Snape to compete for the young man affections.

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    23 Aug 2021