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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    It was extremely cold out, so you decided to go back to the large but poorly insulated cabin in the poorly insulated woods that was your winter home to escape the cold of the even more poorly insulated apartment that was your "everywhere else home." Sounds just like the plot of any horror movie. Just like in those horror movies, you find it full of nightmarish creatures of all shapes and sizes, from all walks of life.

    Nah, just joking. They're skeleton monsters who only come in five sizes. Child sized, small, medium, large, and "why the hell are you comparing skeleton monsters to soft drinks. What is wrong with you."

    Of course, you don't get to meet them all. There are still more skeletons in the woods, and you've only met ten of them right now.

    Later on, you find that the woods are home to dozens of them. Some of them even surpass the "WTHAYCSMTSDWIWWY" size.

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    08 Sep 2019

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    The Monsters get let out, with a backwave of barrier magic causing random humans to become what's known as 'Bitties'.

    You're a Bittie with a past in martial arts. You were taken and sold into slavery, fighting for your life in rings for months until the Royal Guard get word of an illegal ring and bust it. Now you're taken to an adoption centre to heal up and recuperate. A skeleton named Papyrus has taken a liking to another Bittie named Cassie that you like in the centre and so begins your meeting with his brother.

    His growly, rather possessive brother.

    A 1000 word per chapter fic (so says word - let's see if that translates to ao3 too hm? ;P) (spoiler, it didn't. sod ya word.)

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    06 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    “Welcome to Buttercup… Day… care….” Your smile drops from the smell of smoke. Your nose scrunches at the culprit, a cigarette in between white teeth… no, fangs? And the white doesn’t end there; his whole head is white, like real white. Wait… that is a skull, your eyes widened, taking the entire sight. There is a tall smoking skeleton in an orange hoodie at your door. The grim reaper wears a hoodie?
    Before your brain could fully process the hoodie wearing skeleton, a loud voice comes from below, startling you. “HELLO HUMAN, I AM THE MAGNIFICENT SANS AND THIS IS MY LAZY AWFUL PUN-LOVING BROTHER, PAPYRUS!!” You look down to a shorter skeleton, you are only a head taller than him, giving you a cheerful grin and wearing what seems to be armor and a blue scarf. He has a childlike cuteness atmosphere about him. You can’t help but find him adorable, especially with the stars spinning in his eyes. He poses as he made his and his brother’s grand introduction. A smile comes to your face as you giggle at him. What a sweetie

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    06 Sep 2019

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    It's been about a year since the barrier fell, and a lot has changed - though not in very surprising ways. People are still jerks to anyone new and different, you're still freaked out by the idea of getting serious with anyone, your job is still weird and awesome. Oh, and your cat still has seriously no chill.
    Also there is skeleton dong and small corporate politics.
    "But it's too long!" You say. That's exactly the sort of attitude that stops me from making boxed mac and cheez when EasyMac's right there. Don't be like me. If you're going to indulge in trash, commit to it, man.
    I mean also eventually the plotting gets so tight you could bounce a quarter off it.

     

    Book One: Skarmageddon --- Chapters 1 - 92
    Book Two: Even Skarmier --- Chapters 93 - 170
    Epilogue shit --- 171 to like, whatever

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    06 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    A box has been left at your doorstep. thinking that someone must've given you the wrong mail, you take it inside and wait for someone to come by and claim it. When a week pasts, you're torn between opening it to see whats inside or return it to its sender—The problem? There is no return address. so you open it while expecting the worse. Safe to say that you are delighted to see that its just dolls. Skeleton dolls with nametags sewn on their leg.

    now, what would you do if these dolls suddenly start waking up one by one? becoming more realistic and more life like? how are you going to explain this to your best friend?

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    06 Sep 2019

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