CreoleSiren



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    Dean was an alpha, and Castiel was, conveniently, one of the few omegas in existence. He knew from years of exploiting his designation that just a whiff of him was enough to make any alpha discard all common sense, and he didn’t expect Dean to be any different from his past targets. He would deal with him like he had all the others: seduce him, lead him to bed, then shoot him in the head- nothing simpler.

    Castiel is given the task of dispatching kingpin of the local black market, Dean Winchester. The man isn't at all who Castiel expects him to be.
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    14 Feb 2021

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    Dean scrubbed a hand over his face. “Jesus. I didn’t hit on you last night, did I?”

    Cas paused.

    I hit on you?

    “You suggested we get married.”

    It had been a sweet proposal, if a little silly: Sam had gone to the bathroom, and in his absence Dean had taken to staring open-mouthed at Cas’s profile. It was then that he’d asked, in all his drunken courage, “You ever think about marrying me, Cas? Swear I’d be good to you.”

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    16 Jan 2021

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    28 Feb 2019