Chris gets Spock because Phil says it's get a pet or he calls Una, and Chris swore up and down to her that he would be fine, he was almost done with PT, it was her last tour, and he was doing great with the cane. He hadn't expected how quiet it would be, is all.
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14 Oct 2021
19 Jul 2020
Obi-Wan Kenobi gets married to the Mand'alor's ghost during his time in the Mandalore system.
This is a little more complicated than it needs to be, given that Jango Fett is not dead.
“Well.” Obi-Wan was not apprenticed to one of the best negotiators in the Order for nothing. “There is no death, there is the Force,” he recited. “So, I didn’t marry Jango Fett’s ghost, I married the Force. And as Jedi, our commitment is to the Force…”
- Part 1 of there is no death (there is a wedding)
Somehow, you, your friend, and your daughter end up falling into the fictional world of Undertale. Only, it's not the Undertale you remember playing. Can you and your closest loved ones escape the underground alive and return to the world you came from?
More importantly, do you even want to?
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12 Oct 2021
“hey, what’s that beside my station?”
“I’m Monster!” Mia offered happily, giving the two skeletons a grin and a wave. Papyrus looked at you again, his brow bones somehow furrowed. You offered a half assed wave, looking to the sentry station where Naomi was still hid. You could probably throw Mia to safety before he attacked, and then—
“I… SEE… YES, THAT’S THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION. YOU-“ he pointed at you, and you reached towards Mia instinctively. “-ARE TERRIBLE AT NAMING THINGS!”
You blinked twice, tilting your head. “Yes-I-uh… I suck at that?”
“OF COURSE! HOW ELSE WOULD YOU DECIDE UPON ‘MONSTER’ AS A NAME FOR YOUR SPAWN?” You gave Sans a quick look before turning back to Papyrus. Is… is he serious? Papyrus glared at you, skeleton hands clenched into fists at his side. “GET YOUR ASS BACK TO NEW HOME, WE’RE ALREADY CROWDED IN SNOWDIN.”
“My mistake.” You pulled Mia towards the only exit, a (hopefully apologetic) look on your face. “I’ll get her home as soon as possible.” You gave the sentry stand one last look before looking at Sans.
“AND YOU, LAZY ASS! CHECK YOUR FUCKING PUZZLES!” With a flourish of his red scarf, Papyrus turned away, stomping back the way he had come from.
The area turned quiet once more, and you turned back to face Sans. “I feel like you guys need propaganda-type ads. Like, ‘How to Recognize a Human 101’. I feel it would really improve your Human Capture statistics.” From behind the sentry station, Naomi began to laugh. You couldn’t blame her, the entire situation still seemed beyond belief.
The protector of the multiverse has disappeared, leaving those who knew about him confused. Sure he wandered off a lot but not even Error can seem to find him!!
Meanwhile, you’re just living a normal life in your own universe until a skeleton who calls himself “Ink” walks into your house.
And imagine Ink’s surprise when he finds himself trapped in a strange valley with no other people than a faulty android that calls themself “Y/N”
(Dream’s here too!)
An accident with a machine that was meant to show pasts ended up with their past selves being thrown into their timeline. With no way to go back and reset, it is time for everyone to keep a secret before they can fix the machine.
And maybe they can find out more about everyone than they had ever expected.