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    Call a Richard's Nickname by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    13 Jan 2020

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    “What would we call it?” Stiles asked, ignoring Scott. “Like, it’d have to be catchy, it’s gonna be hard to market.”

    “Call a Dick,” Jackson said immediately.

    “Dude, we can’t market a business with the word ‘dick’ in it, that’s not gonna fly. No one will print that. And what are we gonna do, emblazon the side of the building with a huge penis?” Stiles had to admit, it would be hilarious, but probably taken down by the city relatively quickly.

    “It’s clear, it’s concise, it explains exactly what we offer.”

    “It can’t have the word dick in it, Jackson,” Stiles insisted with a sigh, leaning back and thinking on it.

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    14 Jan 2020

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    Prime Rib by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    14 Mar 2019

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    “No Scotty, don’t give me that look, just- listen, alright? Do you have root beer and pizza when you really just want like a prime rib in a buttery garlic sauce with creamy mashed potatoes and a tall, tall glass of wine?

    “I really want the prime rib right now, and as amazing as root beer and pizza is, I’ve had a lot of it - and it has been phenomenal! But it’s also been like… Carbs and sugar all of the time, and I need something filling if you catch my drift. You’re the pizza and root beer. I need to find prime rib and I’m not going to make you become prime rib. There are just some lines that I refuse to cross with you, buddy.”

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    29 Jul 2019

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    That Puritan Prejudice by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    25 Aug 2018

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    Talia warned Derek to stay far away from incubi, and he's not about to forget it.

    His pack, on the other hand, are not quite so cooperative.

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    28 Jul 2019

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    Services Rendered by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    17 Apr 2020

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    Peter's ace and Stiles is disillusioned, but neither can afford to move through the world that way, so for now a little cash and a little non-disclosure will have to do.

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    25 Jul 2019

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    Sunday, Bloody Sunday by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    30 Mar 2017

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    It might be about power, it might be about praise, but more than anything it's all about control.

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    24 Jul 2019