31 Dec 2019
“The first casualty of war is Innocence.”
Palpatine finds Obi-Wan’s before he makes it to the Temple.
[Or the one where Obi-Wan is raised as an attachment loving Sith and Qui-Gon Jinn and Anakin Skywalker didn't stand a chance.]
Eight years ago Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Padawan, was knighted for killing the Sith Maul.
Eight years ago, Qui-Gon lived.
Eight years ago, Anakin was sent away by the Jedi Council to Naboo with the then-Queen Padme Amidala, for being too old to train, for being dangerous, for being alive when they would have prefered he not exist.
Eight years ago, Obi-Wan Kenobi’s had swore he would train Anakin before a dying Qui-Gon.
Eight years ago, the Council made Obi-Wan Kenobi a liar.
Six years ago, Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi, Sith Killer, left the Jedi Order.
Five years ago, a new System Lord made himself known.
Now, on Naboo at the Festival of Lights, Obi-Wan Kenobi, hidden System Lord of the Auriia, meets Anakin Skywalker, the kid who was supposed to be his Padawan. Anakin Skywalker is a sullen, angry, bright spot in the Force - and Obi-Wan decides then and there:
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
12 May 2019
Literally what the title implies: Obi-Wan finally has had enough.
He packs his things, convinces a baffled but no less enthusiastic Anakin to come with him, and never looks back.
(Or the one where Obi-wan and Anakin leave the Order of their own volition and fuck things up in a... decidedly new way.)
- Part 2 of "That's it, we're out."
Obi-Wan Kenobi, of the J.E.D.I, has been chasing Anakin Skywalker, a thief and conman, for years. But when the world changes, government agencies need to change with it. And so they decide to offer Anakin Skywalker a job.
Been meaning to post this for a while. The White Collar! AU that absolutely NOBODY asked for except one Discord channel like... months ago.
It's kinda cracky, but also kinda serious. I had fun writing it! It's a one-shot, but I may come back and revisit it later.
08 Jan 2018
Anakin Skywalker is a genius, an amputee, and a Jedi. Obi-Wan Kenobi is a con-man, sassy and smug, and a Sith.
They meet at a caffe shop under their master's noses; the world will never be the same.