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- Kingsman (Movies) (2)
- Ghosts (TV 2019) (1)
- Trainspotting (Movies) (1)
- Kingsman (Movies) RPF (1)
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The Captain releases some tension after a hard day organising the undead Button House troops.
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Skagboy/Trainspotting era Mark has a few problems coming off of junk, however his best mate Simon Williamson is more than happy to offer a helping hand.
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Studying the Honeypot. by Consultinghaz
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman (Movies) RPF
31 Aug 2016
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The Kingsmen are running low on the work load, however Harry still seems to be as bust as ever.
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Out of place are we Mr. Hart? by Consultinghaz
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
14 Jun 2015
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Eggsy plays some stupid pranks in order to make the school day more interesting and lands himself in detention with a new teacher for the whole week. But what will happen when the tension in the classroom grows?
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This is porn.
Latest Chapter: Patri has a praise kink. Claudia accidentally finds out about it.
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- Part 1 of WoSo Smutshots
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Bookmarked by Consultinghaz
03 Jan 2024
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Stede lifted a hand and tapped his finger against the bell.
“You wanna know what you can do for your captain?” he asked.or
Stede gets horny about the cat bell in the hallway during ep 5
Bookmarked by Consultinghaz
25 Oct 2023
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Learning at the Foot of One of the Greats by Internerdionality
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Oct 2023
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“Bonnet,” Izzy snapped, “spit it out. What the fuck kind of ‘pirate skill’ could you not fucking wait to learn until morning? Need some fucking pointers on the fine art of buggery?”
A brilliantly red flush appeared on Bonnet’s fair skin, rising up from his chest. It suffused across his neck and crawled upwards, covering his cheeks and even the tips of his ears.
Izzy felt his eyes grow to the size of doubloons.
“You can’t be fucking serious!”
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- Part 3 of Season 2 Screaming
- Part 12 of Our Flag Means Death Works
Bookmarked by Consultinghaz
15 Oct 2023
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“Well, this is exciting…” Jack noted sarcastically from his position underneath the Doctor.
Bookmarked by Consultinghaz
15 Jul 2023
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call me. by starknight
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Aug 2019
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Not for the first time, Aziraphale tells himself to stop. He should go back to the tea - he’d have to make it again now, he’s been staring at Crowley’s reflection for too long - and settle down for a long quiet reading session.
Perfect.
Instead, Aziraphale sticks two of Crowley’s fingers into his mouth and moans at the sight.
In which an angel and a demon swap bodies, and possibly enjoy themselves a little too much.
Bookmarked by Consultinghaz
07 Jul 2023