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    This is porn.

    Latest Chapter: Patri has a praise kink. Claudia accidentally finds out about it.

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    03 Jan 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Stede lifted a hand and tapped his finger against the bell.
    “You wanna know what you can do for your captain?” he asked.

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    Stede gets horny about the cat bell in the hallway during ep 5

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    25 Oct 2023

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    “Bonnet,” Izzy snapped, “spit it out. What the fuck kind of ‘pirate skill’ could you not fucking wait to learn until morning? Need some fucking pointers on the fine art of buggery?”

    A brilliantly red flush appeared on Bonnet’s fair skin, rising up from his chest. It suffused across his neck and crawled upwards, covering his cheeks and even the tips of his ears.

    Izzy felt his eyes grow to the size of doubloons.

    “You can’t be fucking serious!”

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    15 Oct 2023

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    “Well, this is exciting…” Jack noted sarcastically from his position underneath the Doctor.

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    15 Jul 2023

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    Not for the first time, Aziraphale tells himself to stop. He should go back to the tea - he’d have to make it again now, he’s been staring at Crowley’s reflection for too long - and settle down for a long quiet reading session.

    Perfect.

    Instead, Aziraphale sticks two of Crowley’s fingers into his mouth and moans at the sight.

     

    In which an angel and a demon swap bodies, and possibly enjoy themselves a little too much.

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    07 Jul 2023