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    Pulling open his apartment door, he let out an involuntary shout when something was quite literally thrust into his chest hard enough to have him almost tip backwards. He managed to right himself while keeping hold of what had been shoved at him and looked up in time to see his neighbour striding back towards his apartment.

    “You’re going to fucking kill yourself.”

    His door slammed.

    Stiles blinked at the other man’s door, utterly confused, and looked down at what he was holding.

    It was a plastic bag, full of what felt like tupperware, which made no sense to Stiles because when had his neighbour broken into his house to steal his tupperware?

    (SNYE - January 11th - Neighbours)

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    25 Mar 2018

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    In which Derek is an adolescent werewolf with a penchant for chocolate bunnies, and instead of the dream summer of lazing around the house playing video games and nibbling on his hoarded supply of easter candy his mother makes him get a job.

    In which Stiles is a showoff jock with a broken arm and an embarrassing crush who can no longer push the lawn mower around the yard.

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    19 Mar 2018

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    The guy is hot as hell, sure—leather jacket and glasses, Jesus, be still Stiles' poor, bisexual, beating heart—but more importantly, it must really suck being new on the first day of senior year.

    “We’re adopting him,” he decides, tugging Scott and Kira by the elbow in that direction. “Let’s go.”

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    03 Mar 2018

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    “Do you believe in falling in love with someone in one night?”

    Derek cocks a brow at him, “I believe you’re an idiot.”

    (or five times Stiles goes back in time to get things right with his dream girl and the one time he realizes the one he’s been looking for has been standing right in front of him the entire time and makes it right — also known as the When We First Met AU nobody asked for.)

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    01 Mar 2018

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    “We could do Despacito.”

    Derek makes a face, and Stiles silently crosses the song off the list.

    “Hit Me Baby One More Time?”

    Derek rolls his eyes. “I swear to god, Stiles…”

    Stiles crosses it off as well, then perks up. “Ooh! I know! What about that one song from Tangled, where they’re sitting in the boat in the lake, and all those lanterns are floating around them?”

    “I’m not figure skating to Disney in the Olympics, Stiles.”

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    01 Mar 2018