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    Seokjin's roommate nightmare comes in the form of Kim Namjoon, and he accidentally falls in love with him.

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    “Actually,” Seokjin speaks up then, because it looks like Yoongi's friends are having a hard time believing him. “I think the most dramatic one was when we literally tried to migrate to escape each other, but our planes went down, and we both drifted to the same deserted island.”

    Now even Taehyung looks incredulous. “You're kidding.”

    “No. We ended up fucking just so we could hasten the process and go onto the next life. Because the mosquitos there? Worse than death.”

    “Wait…” Jimin says slowly. “You mean you actually die?”

    ~*~

    (Or: Yoongi and Seokjin are soulmates. They hate each other.)

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    15 Feb 2019

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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    14 Feb 2019

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    JEONGGUK
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    received ur email but i think you sent me the wrong doc

    JIMIN
    wdym?

    JEONGGUK
    the file is an aokise fisting fic

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    05 Jan 2019

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    It's one week before Seokjin's birthday, and they draw lots to act like Seokjin's boyfriends for the whole week.

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    26 Dec 2018