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    in which jeon jungkook passionately insists that he is straight but ends up with a boyfriend

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    03 Aug 2018

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    The Sheriff paced infront of his kitchen table where Stiles and the boy-he’d-just-found-defiling his-son sat; Stiles blushing beetroot and grinning like he couldn't help it; the other guy sitting on his hands with his eyes firmly trained on the floor.

    “So as far as I was aware, you didn't bring anyone home for the holidays. Is there any chance you could you explain to me who this guy is?" he said, gesturing at the looming figure next to Stiles. He paused, "You didn’t hire a prostitute, did you?”

    (Or where Sheriff Stilinski walks in on Stiles and Derek, then immediately regrets asking for an explanation.)

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    03 Jul 2018

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    Seokjin doesn't believe in ghosts. Which would cause a huge uproar if everyone knew since he's kind of a big deal at his university; he's a shaman who protects people from evil spirits. He doesn't remember where he got the idea to do this from, all he knows is that superstitious people pay good money.

    Namjoon does believe in ghosts. Better yet, he can see them and he can expel them. But there's a certain phoney shaman at his university who's stealing all his clients in his exorcism business, and he's not happy about it because haunted people pay good money.

    So, what do they do? Figure out whose closet is holding all the skeletons, of course.

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    15 Jun 2018

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    Namjoon didn't expect to run into the TA from his philosophy class at the gay bar Taehyung and Jimin drag him to, he really didn't expect him to look this nice outside of class, and he really, really didn't expect to have a crush on him.

    It's going to be an interesting semester.

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    19 May 2018

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    t h e d e s t r o y e r: jimin who is ur future husband

    ChimChimz: ok so like

    ChimChimz: here’s the thing

    y00ngi: omfg you don't even know who he is

    ChimChimz: uM

    or Jimin sees Jungkook at the local coffee place and let's everyone know about the man he's going to marry (he immediately regrets texting them) (but then he doesn't)

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    14 May 2018